Posted on 10/05/2018 5:15:07 PM PDT by Gamecock
NEWPORT NEWS, Va. (WAVY) -- A Newport News woman was taken into custody Monday night after police say she exposed herself to responding officers during a drunken domestic incident.
According to police, Chiquita Lynn'Ray Thomas, 34, of the 4800 hundred block of Madison Ave., got into an argument with a family member at her home around 8:30 p.m. and said she wanted the person to leave.
When officers advised her to follow the civil process of eviction, police say she bent over and pulled up her nightgown, and "exposed her buttock and private region while telling police to kiss her exposed buttocks."
Thomas was then taken into custody and charged with profane swearing, intoxication and indecent exposure.
Paging Lazmataz
Looks more like a young Chris Rock. The Cops might want to drop “it’s” pant to make sure.
Gross.
And all charges will be dropped.
Maybe the hospital gave new mothers fruit baskets back then...
She attempted the very risky back hole/top hole combo - in front of cops? Rarely works.
If Aunt Ester had an illegitimate, inebriated, exhibitionist, bucktoothed Grand Daughter...
LOL.
October 1978: Cleveland School Board President John E. Gallagher Jr. was charged with a misdemeanor and fined $100. The prosecutor explained the reason for the charge to the press: "He shot a moon — that's what he did." A state trooper had witnessed Gallagher, who was a passenger in a car driving north along I-271, pull his pants down and expose his bare buttocks to his brother, who was driving in a passing car. Gallagher pleaded no contest.
Well, she gave them a clear bullseye.
Bet she didn’t vote for Dole.
Fred Sanford votes guilty.
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