Posted on 09/18/2018 6:34:25 AM PDT by ETL
Why not both ?
No word on how many have lasers on their frickin’ heads.
I often ask my self the same thing when I arrive at a cafe. LOL :D
This is a fascinating find.
Guaranteed to bring the swim with the shark Darwins.
“it is unclear if the sharks are there for food or sex.”
Typical bar scene.
Shark orgy!
Notice that all the Great White Sharks start out in San Francisco.
I guess they like riding the cable cars.
and it’s still unclear if they smoke after a good meal and good sex...
Just wondering what prevents them from being killed for their fins?
Now we know where Jabberjaw disappeared to.
Why not both ?
Shark Alley pickup lines:
“Do you come here often?”
“What’s your sign? Pisces? Mine, too!”
“I’m not really this tall, I’m just sitting on my dorsal fin.”
“My name is Jaws - remember it, because you’ll be screaming it later tonight.”
“Am I the one you’ve been waiting for?” - Barracuda Obama
“Better put some seaweed on that.” - Billfish Clinton
"I don't think you appreciate the gut reaction people have to these things...Martin, It's all psychological. You yell 'Barracuda,' everybody says 'Huh? What?' You yell 'Shark,' we've got a panic on our hands on the Fourth of July..."
Still dig that suit jacket...
It appears that this is the place where the Great White Sharks break out the drugs they bought in California.
Very interesting. Thanks for posting.
Something Fishy?????
Saturday morning I got up early, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to hook the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential down pour. The wind was blowing 50 mph.
I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad throughout the day.
I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. There I cuddled up to my wife’s back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, ‘The weather out there is terrible.’
My loving wife of 20 years replied, ‘Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that crap?
I still don’t know to this day if she was joking, but I have stopped fishing.
Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.