[Impy]

Well Belly Button Chick, I guess you were right to be pessimistic about those Bears, I was this close to taking the bag off my head, to feeling the sweet air on my face again! Oh well.

"I was so looking forward to finally seeing what you look like. I'm only here cause your personal ad said 'Young Tom Brad Pitt'."

That was a lie, I look more like Tom Cruise.

"At least paper breaths better than iron."

True dat, Man in the Iron Mask, say what team are you a fan of anyway?

"Saints."

Oh, now I understand!

"Yeah, it had to be iron."

"Well, moving on, how about that tie!? Never expected that in week 1.

"We loved it"

"The Lannister siblings! Why did you guys like it?"

"Um...cause a tie is like kissing your sister."

"Oh, I never heard that expression before".

"It's not very funny."

"Impy just likes posting Game of Thrones pics. Any exuse."

"Not funny? Oh it's hilarious, when my Pittsburgh Stoolers miss the playoffs by a half game we'll all be busting a gut!"

"Stay, strong my proud Nubian brother!"

"STHU #JUSTDOLT"

"Just DOLT, now that's funny!"

"No it ain't! You crackas will see, I'll sell enough shoes to buy a time machine then I'll go Tonya Harding on my past self. With busted knees, I won't be able to kneel so they'll never kick me out of the leauge, you'll see!!!!"

Solid plan, Colon.

[Impy]

NFL LIVE THREAD PING

Let me know if you want on/off this list.

Get your picks in. Sorry I'm late again!

Week 1 Standings (Final)

: 9-6

: 9-6

: 8-7

: 8-7

: 8-7

: 8-7

: 8-7

: 7-7

: 6-7

: 6-9

: 2-1

: 1-1

[nickedknack]

#BoycottNFL

[Vaquero]

Try the daily Kos.

[Pollster1]

Like many here, I’m not watching the NFL this year - or probably ever again. I am, however, always happy to see Belly Button Chick. Plus, I’m glad to see this thread continuing despite the harassment. Conservatives should have a backbone, and this thread demonstrates weekly that you do.

[Snickering Hound]

NFL game threads do bring the freeper virtue signalers.

[MrEdd]

[Parley Baer]

I am boycotting the national felon league.

[teeman8r]

i have a lot of ground to make up... here it is.

i strive for adequacy.

thanks impy, for allowing us football addicts to live our pursuit of happiness.

t

RAVENS

PANTHERS

COLTS

TEXANS

EAGLES

STEELERS

JETS

BILLS

PACKERS

SAINTS

49ERS

RAMS

JAGUARS

BRONCOS

COWBOYS

SEAHAWKS

[ro_dreaming]

THURSDAY, SEP 13, 2018 (All Times Eastern)
Baltimore at Cincinnati 8:20 pm
NFLN Paul Brown Stadium

Baltimore

SUNDAY, SEP 16, 2018
Carolina at Atlanta 1:00 pm
FOX Mercedes-Benz Stadium

Atlanta

Cleveland at New Orleans 1:00 pm
FOX Mercedes-Benz Superdome

New Orleans

Houston at Tennessee 1:00 pm
CBS Nissan Stadium

Houston

Indianapolis at Washington 1:00 pm
CBS FedEx Field

Washington

Kansas City at Pittsburgh 1:00 pm
CBS Heinz Field

Pittsburgh

L.A. Chargers at Buffalo 1:00 pm
CBS New Era Field

San Diego Chargers of Los Angeles

Miami at N.Y. Jets 1:00 pm
CBS MetLife Stadium

Miami

Minnesota at Green Bay 1:00 pm
FOX Lambeau Field

Minnesota

Philadelphia at Tampa Bay 1:00 pm
FOX Raymond James Stadium

Philadelphia

Arizona at L.A. Rams 4:05 pm
FOX Los Angeles Memorial Coliseum

Rams

Detroit at San Francisco 4:05 pm
FOX Levi’s Stadium

San Fransicko

Oakland at Denver 4:25 pm
CBS Broncos Stadium at Mile High

Denver

New England at Jacksonville 4:25 pm
CBS TIAA Bank Field

Jacksonville

N.Y. Giants at Dallas 8:20 pm
NBC AT&T Stadium

Dallas

MONDAY, SEP 17, 2018
Seattle at Chicago 8:15 pm
ESPN Soldier Field

Chicago

[Enterprise]

Dang. It doesn't get easier. Saw the posting of the male cheerleader. Rushed back to BBG for comfort. Anyway, here goes.

Ravens
Falcons
Saints
Titans
Redskins
Steelers
Chargers
Jets
Packers
Eagles
Rams
49ers
Broncos
Patriots
Cowboys
Bears - YES - I WENT THERE! BEARS!

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

SUNDAY, SEP 16, 2018
Atlanta
New Orleans
Tennessee
Indianapolis
Pittsburgh
L.A. Chargers
N.Y. Jets
Green Bay
Philadelphia
L.A. Rams
San Francisco
Oakland
New England
Dallas

MONDAY, SEP 17, 2018
Seattle

[Rummyfan]

Well, so much for the Ravens winning last night.... On to the the rest of my picks.

SUNDAY, SEP 16, 2018

Carolina at Atlanta 1:00 pm FOX Mercedes-Benz Stadium The Falcons desperately need a win. Dont want to start the season 0 - 2. The Panthers didn't show much O in their win against the Cowboys (neither did the Falcons in their loss to the Eagles). When in doubt, go with the home team. Falcons.

Cleveland at New Orleans 1:00 pm FOX Mercedes-Benz Superdome What happened to the Saints last week? Torched by the immortal Ryan Fitzpatrick?! I would say the Browns aren't the Bucs but what the heck does that mean? I still have faith in the Saints though.... Saints.

Houston at Tennessee 1:00 pm CBS Nissan Stadium C'mon Deshaun! Show some more oomph on O! Tennessee also lost... Texans.

Indianapolis at Washington 1:00 pm CBS FedEx Field The Redskins surprised me last week, a totally dominating performance against the Cardinals on the road. So let's roll with the Potomac River Basin Indigenous Peoples.. Redskins.

Kansas City at Pittsburgh 1:00 pm CBS Heinz Field KC looked great last week. The Steelers... six turnovers I believe. Yet they still managed a tie. Only against the lowly Browns though... Chiefs.

L.A. Chargers at Buffalo 1:00 pm CBS New Era Field Poor Buffalo. Nathan Peterman? And now they will throw Josh Allen into the fire. Chargers.

Miami at N.Y. Jets 1:00 pm CBS MetLife Stadium Both winners in Week 1, now a test to see who is more for real (not that Im ready to say either is for real yet). But I like the JAY - EE - TEE - ESS Jets Jets Jets. Jets.

Minnesota at Green Bay 1:00 pm FOX Lambeau Field Aaron Rodgers or no Aaron Rodgers? Im not ready to jump on the Kirk Cousins bandwagon yet. Packers.

Philadelphia at Tampa Bay 1:00 pm FOX Raymond James Stadium Similar to above, Im not ready to jump on the Ryan Fitzpatrick bandwagon. The defending champs will beat the Buccos. Eagles.

Arizona at L.A. Rams 4:05 pm FOX Los Angeles Memorial Coliseum The Rams rolled in the second half against the Raiders and I dont see the Cardinals putting up much of an obstacle. Rams.

Detroit at San Francisco 4:05 pm FOX Levi's Stadium Two winless teams and someone will get a W. Matthew Stafford. Jimmy Garopolo. Um... Niners.

Oakland at Denver 4:25 pm CBS Broncos Stadium at Mile High Liked what I saw from the Broncos on Sunday. Whereas the Raiders seem like a team in disarray. Disarray will grow Sunday. Broncos.

New England at Jacksonville 4:25 pm CBS TIAA Bank Field Neither team looked particularly great in their respective wins, doing just enough to win. It was Week 1 but.... A better test for both. Maybe Jax learned something from their meeting in the AFC championship game in January? Jaguars.

N.Y. Giants at Dallas 8:20 pm NBC AT&T Stadium Two more teams desperate for a win. The Cowboys offense was anemic last week. While not much better, the G-Men were playing one of the best Ds in the league in Jacksonville. But I believe the NYG have the better weapons. Giants.

MONDAY, SEP 17, 2018

Seattle at Chicago 8:15 pm ESPN Soldier Field And finally two more winless teams meet. Bears should have never lost that game against Green Bay. When you're up 20 - 0 that's a game you should not lose, no matter who the opposing QB is. Seattle lost a squeaker. This week, they get the squeaker. Seahawks.

Good luck everyone!

[Impy]

If it’s not too much trouble could you change the title of this thread to “NFL LIVE THREAD Week 2”?

[jjotto]

Buffalo Bills cornerback admits he’s not good enough and retires at HALFTIME of the game vs. Chargers!

[Godebert]

The NFL is for leftist cucks.