My whole life, I had only watched one episode of “Married With Children” (I have never watched many sitcoms) but that one episode stuck with me for years (The one where they have. a French exchange student staying at the house, and the son drills a hole in the wall to peep on her, and she sees him with the drill and when he tries to hide it she says in a French accent “Oh, you like to peep! That’s okay...”
Recently I began looking at the compilations on YouTube...OMG...they are hilarious!
Al: " I can't miss you until you leave."
When Sam Kinison guest starred as the angel.
Angel: My wife gained a hundred pounds for every year we were married. We had two kids, I think she ate ‘em, I dunno. I hated driving home so much that I had vanity plates written up that said “hit me”. But despite it all, she loved me. You know how I know? Because she TOLD ME! Oh yeah. When I was at work, she loved my father, my brother, by bookie... But when I found my grandfather’s teeth in my bed under the pillow, then I knew there was trouble in paradise.
[sits back down]
Angel: That’s when I did what any other man would do, Bundy. I canceled my life insurance policy, and then I hung myself. Showed her, huh?
WGN has an Al Bundy marathon Saturday, starting with Season 1, Episode 1...9AM I think
Trying to think of a song it goes something like “hmmmm hmmmmm him”
i live e death of a shoe salesman where he tells peggy that his vows were till death do us part, once im dead im free to date, or something very similar
Peg: What’cha thinking Al?
Al: If I wanted you to know what I was thinking, I’d be talking and not thinking.
“Yeah, it’s a Kaiser!”
Lady: “ You are very fresh!”
Al: “ No, Ma’am, that’s impossible. Because, for the last hour I’ve been trying to squeeze your foot into a shoe when I really should have been easing it into the box.”
My very favorite Al insults are:
"Peg,you know I don't have any insurance so you must be killing me for the sport"
Peg: "Did you miss me,Al?" Al: "With every round so far"