Can he still pick up his paycheck on Wednesday?
Djuan, a local Amish, just wanted to earn some walking around money.
(sung to the tune of He’s so fine):
Djuan, djuan, djuan
djuan, djuan
He’s so fine
djuan, djuan, djuan
Wish he was mine
djuan, djuan
That shooting man over there
The one with the wavy hair...
You have to admit that the guy is a real go-getter. Ambitious, energetic employees are hard to find.
That’s not going to look good on his annual review.
Well at least he took a couple of hours to cool off..
Now he doesn’t need a job. Meals and lodging are free where he’s going.
That won’t look good on his resume..................
Between the PSU and Catholic pro rings, you have no room to laugh at Florida.
He got fired for throwing tools and equipment on the floor.
Immature and disrespectful of company tools. Probably not used to working or taking direction.
This might even be his first job. Obviously, he never learned to deal with stress in more wholesome ways.
I’ve heard less teens and young people are working during the summer.
I was 14 when I started working out of the family home.
The sooner you start, the better, as you get used to the concept of working to your employer’s satisfaction.
Well I guess that’s one way of moving up rapidly in the company - when your boss suddenly dies unexpectedly.
This was probably the first time in his life that Djuan was subject to negative consequences for his actions and thought he’d been “disrespected”.
So pull the 12 gauge out of the trunk and lets dance!
This will not look good on a Resume.
It is probably a good business practice to never hire someone named Djuan.
What’s that, you say? You f***ed up your job and got fired?
Well, blame the Boss. Blame society. Blame the government. Blame anyone except yourself.
I remember when I was 16 and got fired for leaving the parking brake on when I re-parked a company truck. But instead of spraying the boss’s truck with bullets, I just got another job that paid more anyway.