[grobdriver]

I thought that’s why they wore kilts

No - that's why they wear nothing under their kilts.

[Vigilanteman]

My brother sings a ballad about a sleeping Scotsman who gets this rumor confirmed by a pair of young lassies who lift the kilt and tie a blue ribbon around his junk.

When he awakens from his drunken stupor, the last line of the song is "I don't know where you've been, me boy, but I see you won first prize!"

[golux]

Nothing is worn under my kilt: I keep everything in perfect working order.

RHR BLACK WATCH

[Valpal1]

My husband is now laughing tears. That was great.