My brother sings a ballad about a sleeping Scotsman who gets this rumor confirmed by a pair of young lassies who lift the kilt and tie a blue ribbon around his junk.
When he awakens from his drunken stupor, the last line of the song is "I don't know where you've been, me boy, but I see you won first prize!"
12 posted on 08/30/2018 1:44:54 PM PDT by Vigilanteman
(ObaMao: Fake America, Fake Messiah, Fake Black man. How many fakes can you fit into one Zer0?)