[simpson96]

[tomkat]

Hope the kid gets things straightened out soon.

[Politically Correct]

Nothing good happens after midnight

[rktman]

As those that have lived in FL for a while know, it’s a pretty sure bet that if there’s water nearby, there’s gators nearby.

[x]

“Honey, does this alligator on my arm make me look fat?”

[Paladin2]

Note to self:

Don’t go swimming in Fla. lakes at 1am in the Summer.

[sailor76]

She might be homeless but unlike the gator it dosen't look like she's missed any meals.

BTW who picked up the tab at the hospital? Never mind, it was the taxpayers of FL.

[bigbob]

Sounds like it came out of the lake it lives in...and she doesn’t.

[Doogle]

Felicitie Gillette was swimming bathing in the Citrus County lake around 1 a.m.....

[Zhang Fei]

I wouldn’t call alligators emerging from a Florida lake “out of nowhere”. “Out of nowhere” applies if you encounter one in an office building or any place where gators aren’t generally found.

[JoSixChip]

Global warming? /s

[2ndDivisionVet]

She’s also a stoner, which might explain things.

[Freedom_Is_Not_Free]

Revenge of the Gators! They have been attacking in force all over the South lately. I think it is conspiracy. Has anybody checked to see if alligators are using social media to plan these attacks? I think they know a lot more than they are saying.

On a serious note: I am very grateful and happy she is OK. Being eaten alive is a terrible way to go. Of course, the gator probably would have just drowned her first, but still and all. Glad it worked out.

Cute girl 1, Gator 0.

[Rebelbase]

Exterminate them all.

[Bell Bouy II]

PEOPLE trying to turn this into an epidemic or what,Citus Fl and Hilton Head,WTF:

Wednesday’s attack comes just days after a 45-year-old kindergarten teacher, Cassandra Cline, was dragged to her death by an alligator while walking her dog alongside a lagoon on South Carolina’s Hilton Head Island.

[Trailerpark Badass]

Desperate for free painkillers.

[Larry Lucido]

a trapper removed a pair of alligators, one nearly 7 feet and the other almost 8 feet long from the lake

So do they perform a police line-up?

"#1, could you open your jaws?"

[Typelouder]

A. Late, Late Show with James Corden
B. Late Show with Seth Myers
C. Swimming in a Florida lake

If these were your options at 1 AM in Florida, what would you do?

[fruser1]

“It came up out of nowhere”

That’s exactly what the alligator thought.

[Lean-Right]

The gator was just trying to use her
as a pool noodle.

[E. Pluribus Unum]

Let’s go skinny dipping in the alligator lake at night!