1 posted on
08/18/2018 9:36:06 PM PDT by
BenLurkin
To: BenLurkin
We wuz out drinkin’ our Keystone Lite, when this big old fireball done shot across the sky. Cousin Eddie had his shotgun and wannatd to shoot the dern thing but his wife, which happens to be his daughter, said not to and to get some sleep so we can bring in the chickens in the morning.
To: BenLurkin
4 posted on
08/18/2018 9:50:41 PM PDT by
Steely Tom
([Seth Rich] == [the Democrat's John Dean])
To: BenLurkin
I confess. I did it. The old ‘’dry cleaning bag filled with marsh gas’’ trick. Sorry. Was just havin’ some fun... ya know....
15 posted on
08/18/2018 10:57:40 PM PDT by
jmacusa
(Made it Ma, top of the world!'')
To: BenLurkin
21 posted on
08/19/2018 12:58:10 AM PDT by
Bullish
(My tagline is here. you just can't see it.)
To: BenLurkin
The office estimates a small asteroid about 6 feet (1.8 meters) in diameter then broke apart about 18 miles (29 kilometers) above the town of Oak Grove. Wait a minute...
A meteor turned into an asteroid?
-PJ
22 posted on
08/19/2018 1:10:04 AM PDT by
Political Junkie Too
(The 1st Amendment gives the People the right to a free press, not CNN the right to the 1st question.)
To: BenLurkin
24 posted on
08/19/2018 1:30:47 AM PDT by
rfp1234
(I have already previewed this composition.)
To: BenLurkin
This is Les Nesman for WKRP news reporting LIVE from Turkeytown and I can see the first of the turkeys coming into view now.....

38 posted on
08/19/2018 5:55:59 AM PDT by
Delta 21
(Splodeyhead is the only cure for MAGAphobia)
To: BenLurkin
Look up, Catfish Cooley and Carolina Reapers with a fifth of Fireball, on YouTube.
Hilarious!!
39 posted on
08/19/2018 5:58:25 AM PDT by
RandallFlagg
(They all get down, and arm up. Ready to take down tyrrany. The magnificient Seven.)
To: BenLurkin
The male news idiot said,
"...Now they're working to see if any of the meteorites from the asteroid made it to the ground." Here's a news flash: Any "meteorites" that didn't make it to the ground ARE NOT METEORITES.
To: BenLurkin
To: All
My apologies to all on this thread for my ill-advised comments about the wonderful people of Alabama.
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