We wuz out drinkin’ our Keystone Lite, when this big old fireball done shot across the sky. Cousin Eddie had his shotgun and wannatd to shoot the dern thing but his wife, which happens to be his daughter, said not to and to get some sleep so we can bring in the chickens in the morning.
As long as you got your ‘Stones.
Wait. What?
Let me guess. You are 4 foot 3 with a proportionate tally whacker. I keep seeing you on threads and you have that angry short man short PP vibe. Dude, just learn how to use it. I dated a woman 6 foot 7 as a 5 foot 10 man and she was over the top. When we were nose to nose I used my toes. When we were toe to toe I used my nose.
Quit being an ahole just cause you are short.
Way to go, Hoss. You just insulted a whole state full of good people with that.
Jody fell off his tractor
couldn't believe what he seen.
It was Brenner's security clearance crashing and burning.
Ain’t Fireball a type of hard liquor?
You don't even know how to making up a credible insult. Chickens roost in the henhouse at night, you do not "bring them in" in the morning.
I was born in Ala-damn-bama and you are not as funny as your clueless Wisconsin ignorance about Alabama.
Hey, you still pushin’ the Sessions and Rosenstein are white hats gaslighting, Extremist? Stupidest crap I had ever read on FreeRepublic.
Uh, Extremely, your gross Ultra Liberalness is leaking. Your might want to head to the nearest bathroom facility and change it. Or you could just go ahead and admit to being an Ultra Liberal with a very large grudge (over compensating for other much smaller areas, I would estimate) against the average person. You, sir/ma’am, despite anything you may say, are surely a Democrat Lurker.
And the guy who invented the banjo said, “Look Paw, it makes real purty music.” And the Paw said, “Stop that nonsense son and get on with yer chores.”
That’s......really funny, I think you hit just about every northeast liberal stereotype about the south there is.
It sounded like a freight train!
You appear to be drunk-posting. Never a good idea on FR, but definitely explains a lot.