Good one.
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his cell phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's urgent voice warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on Interstate 77. Please be careful!”
"Hell!" said Herman, "It's not just one car. It's hundreds of ‘em!"
In the bake shop a young woman in a very short skirt was serving the customers. A couple of young men and a seasoned citizen entered. After the young fellows checked the shelves, each ordered raisin bread. It was on a high shelf, and the young lady needed a ladder to access it.
After serving the two young men, halfway down from her second trip up the ladder she asked the old gentleman “Is yours raisin too?”
“Nope”, he replied, “but it’s twitchin’ a mite”!
An old bull and a young bull are standing on a hill, looking down on a herd of cows.
The young bull says: “Let’s run over there, and make love to one of those cows!”
The old bull say: “Let’s WALK down, and make love to all of them.”
Lol!
all good ones
Old couple in room. Wife looking at herself in long mirror.
“You know, everything has gone downhill. My hair is gray, I’ve got dentures, my t’s are sagging, my a is sagging, hell, everything is sagging. Can you think of anything left that’s good?”
Husband looks her up and down.
Well, there’s nothing wrong with your eyesight.
90 yr old couple in divorce court. Judge says, “Well, I can certainly grant you a divorce but why on earth bother doing that now? You’ve been together over 70 years!”
Couple says, “We wanted to wait until the children were dead.”
That was funny. :)