[Fido969]

An old bull and a young bull are standing on a hill, looking down on a herd of cows.

The young bull says: “Let’s run over there, and make love to one of those cows!”

The old bull say: “Let’s WALK down, and make love to all of them.”

[TheZMan]

You censored that one quite a bit :)

[sodpoodle]

A busload of retired Americans was touring Switzerland. On the third day, they visited a farm known for its excellent quality goat cheese.

The young farmer’s wife gave them a tour, a cheese making demonstration, and finally some samples. As the retirees were tasting the cheeses, she pointed to a pasture full of goats. She said, “This is a special pasture where we let our older goats graze happily after they can no longer give milk. In the United States, what do you do with your old goats?”

An old lady piped up, “Honey, they take us on bus tours.”