Posted on 08/09/2018 4:20:52 AM PDT by IamConservative
As college football approaches, rivalries renew, summer fades and fall arrives. It would be hard to grow up in American and not be touched by some of the rivalries, traditions and humor that goes with the arrival of fall.
So, I thought a thread celebrating some of the humor might help usher in the season and give us all a needed break from politics.
Please post your college football rivalry or state rivalry jokes below!
Here are some oldies from Huskerland.
Did you hear that they were forced to install astroturf at Bill Snyder Family Stadium?
The cheerleaders kept eating the grass.
Who do all the trees in Nebraska lean to the east?
Cuz Iowa sucks
What do Tom Osborne and Billy Graham have in common?
They are the only two men in America that can cause a crowd of 76,000 to yell “Jesus Christ” at the same time.
Why does Tom Osborne eat his cornflakes on a plate?
Because if they are in a bowl he’ll lose them.
just askin'
My Alma Mater plays possum football.
They play dead at home and get killed on the road.
For you from a Tennessee alum:
Two fan sat drinking in a bar...One had on an Auburn sweatshirt, the other a Tennessee sweatshirt...They were pretty well drunk...
The UT guy looked at the Auburn guy and asked “What’s that mean on your shirt?”
The Auburn guy pointed to each letter and said “AlabamaUsuallyBeatsUsRedNecks...”
The Auburn asked the same of the Tennessee guy and he said, also pointing to the letters “UsToo...”
My brother was there too, he has a poster of that picture in #3, so he's a bigger fan than I am. 8~)
Why do Clempson fans wear orange?
So they can do their court ordered community service by picking up trash along the highway after the game.
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