Skip to comments.
Alligator-toting man on a beer run prompts Florida wildlife officials' investigation
https://www.nola.com/ ^
| 7/28/18
Posted on 07/29/2018 2:15:27 PM PDT by BBell
With an alligator tucked under one arm, a man tromped into a Jacksonville, Florida, convenience store looking for a 12-pack of beer in recent days. The incident, which was caught on a viral, laughter-filled Facebook video, is being looked into by Florida wildlife officials, according to a local ABC News affiliate.
WTLC reported it was not immediately clear if the man had done anything illegal.
In the video, a man can be seen walking through the convenience store with what appears to be a 4- or 5-foot-alligator under one arm.
(Excerpt) Read more at nola.com ...
TOPICS: Humor; Pets/Animals; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: alligator; beerrun; florida; floridaman; floriduh; jacksonville; wildlife; wildlifeofficials
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first 1-20, 21-40, 41-54 next last
1
posted on
07/29/2018 2:15:27 PM PDT
by
BBell
To: BBell
2
posted on
07/29/2018 2:18:43 PM PDT
by
rrrod
(just an old guy with a gun in his pocket)
To: BBell
To: BBell
Florida, home of all kinds of crazy nutty!
4
posted on
07/29/2018 2:19:05 PM PDT
by
dforest
(Never let a Muslim cut your hair.)
To: BBell
As long as it wasn't a full auto AR-15 assault gator, what's the problem? 🐊
5
posted on
07/29/2018 2:19:43 PM PDT
by
rktman
(Enlisted in the Navy in '67 to protect folks rights to strip my rights. WTH?)
To: dforest
No, we moved in Sept 2011 away from there. 🐊👹
6
posted on
07/29/2018 2:20:43 PM PDT
by
rktman
(Enlisted in the Navy in '67 to protect folks rights to strip my rights. WTH?)
To: BBell
To: BBell
To: BBell
A man has a natural right to keep and bear alligators!
9
posted on
07/29/2018 2:25:52 PM PDT
by
TigersEye
(This is the age of the death of reason.)
To: rktman
That gator was probably drinking beer with that guy.
Gator-ade.
10
posted on
07/29/2018 2:26:00 PM PDT
by
dforest
(Never let a Muslim cut your hair.)
To: BBell
The alligator wanted Beer but couldn’t remember which brand so I had to bring him ,Oh no the alligator is probably underage
To: BBell
The Gator’s snout is tape closed.
It looks like Duck Tape.
12
posted on
07/29/2018 2:31:28 PM PDT
by
deport
To: BBell
Send this video to George Will.
13
posted on
07/29/2018 2:33:45 PM PDT
by
dforest
(Never let a Muslim cut your hair.)
To: deport
Shouldnt they have used Gator Tape???
14
posted on
07/29/2018 2:34:43 PM PDT
by
jdsteel
(Americans are Dreamers too!!)
To: BBell
I saw an alligator in a bar. When he tried to order, the chick on the next barstool said, “you don’t belong here!”. So he promptly ate her.
He turns back to the barkeep and orders a beer.
Barkeep says I’m sure not serving you now. We don’t serve dopers.
“Dopers? I’m no doper”, says the gator.
Barkeep says “oh yeah? What about that Barbitchuate?
15
posted on
07/29/2018 2:36:37 PM PDT
by
DesertRhino
(Dog is man's best friend, and moslems hate dogs. Add that up. ....)
To: BBell
It was "Bring Your Alligator and Get 10% Off on Beer" day.
That's nothing compared to "Bring Your Kangaroo and Get 2 liters of Vodka For the Price of One" day!
16
posted on
07/29/2018 2:37:02 PM PDT
by
IronJack
To: DesertRhino
LOL Good heavens. Can’t imagine who thought that one up.
17
posted on
07/29/2018 2:38:46 PM PDT
by
dforest
(Never let a Muslim cut your hair.)
To: BBell
Both gator and handler appeared to be minors.
To: jdsteel
Well, you could have said Gorilla Tape but I think that’s been deemed racis’ now too.
19
posted on
07/29/2018 2:44:32 PM PDT
by
rktman
(Enlisted in the Navy in '67 to protect folks rights to strip my rights. WTH?)
To: BBell
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first 1-20, 21-40, 41-54 next last
Disclaimer:
Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual
posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its
management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the
exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson