I saw an alligator in a bar. When he tried to order, the chick on the next barstool said, “you don’t belong here!”. So he promptly ate her.
He turns back to the barkeep and orders a beer.
Barkeep says I’m sure not serving you now. We don’t serve dopers.
“Dopers? I’m no doper”, says the gator.
Barkeep says “oh yeah? What about that Barbitchuate?
LOL Good heavens. Can’t imagine who thought that one up.
LOL! I had to say it out loud.