“Trade in that 40 year old model to two 20 year olds.”
40? That’s just getting started.
I looked it up. She’s actually 39. But her boobs are new. She bought her third set (first two wore out) just 3 years ago.
No word yet on how many times she’s had replacement surgery on her (mumble-mumble).
But her last doctor said it was good for another 10,000.
It’s not the age, it’s the mileage. She’s very high mileage. Probably leaks oil, too.