[ETL]

My own suspicion is that the Universe is not only queerer than we suppose, but queerer than we can suppose.--J. B. S. Haldane

[Red Badger]

Looks normal here..................

[frank ballenger]

When Robert J.Ringer had gained weight once he said

“I’m thankful the universe is expanding-—I need the room!”

[DungeonMaster]

How can they know the distance of the most distant galaxies and then say the Red Shift is lower? They use the Red Shift to determine that distance.

[pepsionice]

Maybe there were two big bangs....

[fieldmarshaldj]

*ping*

[a fool in paradise]

Women and children most adversely affected

[TheZMan]

I still theorize (though the geniuses have said I’m wrong) that the stream of particles leaving every galaxy (light among them) is pushing on every other galaxy, thus removing the need for “dark” anything to accelerate universe expansion.

It wouldn’t be the first time I’ve theorized something and later been found right, so I’ll stick with it till I am.

[GodBlessRonaldReagan]

Alvy at 9: [his head still down] The universe is expanding.

Doctor in Brooklyn: The universe is expanding?

Alvy at 9: Well, the universe is everything, and if it's expanding, someday it will break apart and that would be the end of everything!

Alvy's Mom: What is that your business?

[she turns back to the doctor] Alvy's Mom: He stopped doing his homework!

Alvy at 9: What's the point?

Alvy's Mom: What has the universe got to do with it? You're here in Brooklyn! Brooklyn is not expanding!

[PGalt]

Interesting. Thanks for posting.

"We are very perplexed,"

[FroggyTheGremlim]

Trump’s fault.

[Migraine]

The universe is expanding and accelerating in its expansion as it grows,...

BTW, nothing in the universe can do this (except, maybe, the universe). Just a thought: when an observation leads to a conclusion that contradicts the most fundamental axiom of science, you might need to re-examine that observation (clean your lenses, maybe). Unless, of course, you want to start calling weak foul balls home runs.

[LibWhacker]

Different universes tugging on us differently in different directions, depending on their mass, distance and direction, and nine other things we don’t know about.

[I want the USA back]

How can they measure far-away galaxies? I think the whole theory is full of hot air. They needed to invent dark matter and dark energy to fill in the holes in the theory.

[onedoug]

Fascinatin’.

Thanks for posting.

[SuperLuminal]

Hmmm...I wonder if this could explain the Red Dwarf’s shrinkage and expansion...Probably were crossing an intersection point of the elastic oscillating universe..