[Snickering Hound]

So how can someone arrange to be infiltrated?

Asking for a friend...

[elcid1970]

Yes, but would you want to be married to her?

[Responsibility2nd]

Junior Brown Cagey Bea Lyrics

She’s a real Russian beauty
Balaclava totin’ cutie
She’s a whole lotta fun on a date
And she’s an undercover agent
and I’m just another fool
she is tryin’ to investigate

Her name is double agent
Beatrix Knock’emoff the third
and she’s a threat to national security
in the undercover world
she’s a pretty cagey girl
that’s why they call her Cagey Bea

Cagey Bea, Cagey Bea
cageyist babushka in the land of the free
getting secrets undercover
from so many others
but she’s only gettin’ lovin’ outa me.

I met a gal the other day
in a strange sort of way
takin’ pictures of my house from her car
she said she was a tourist
but she seemed more adventurist
than just a girl from the USSR
she was handing out the borscht
so I jumped right in her porsche
and felt a wire going right up my sleeve
by the time we started kissing
half of Moscow was listening
to the prisoner of Cagey Bea

Cagey Bea, Cagey Bea
why’d you go and play them dirty tricks on me
getting secrets undercover
from so many others
but your only gettin’ lovin’ outa me.

[Trumpisourlastchance]

If this is infiltration, why is it illegal? Should be legalized immediately.

[Zathras]

For sure I’d have to check her for weapons.
Those Russians are crafty.

[piasa]

Oh my. Now I se the conspiracy. Rush know Trump- they live close by. Rush had a wedding a while back and Elton John sang and played the piano for him.
Elton John is known for the song Nikita

“And if there comes a time
Guns and gates no longer hold you in
And if you’re free to make a choice
Just look towards the west and find a friend”

And Nikita is of course about a Russian.

Collusion!