Junior Brown Cagey Bea Lyrics
She’s a real Russian beauty
Balaclava totin’ cutie
She’s a whole lotta fun on a date
And she’s an undercover agent
and I’m just another fool
she is tryin’ to investigate
Her name is double agent
Beatrix Knock’emoff the third
and she’s a threat to national security
in the undercover world
she’s a pretty cagey girl
that’s why they call her Cagey Bea
Cagey Bea, Cagey Bea
cageyist babushka in the land of the free
getting secrets undercover
from so many others
but she’s only gettin’ lovin’ outa me.
I met a gal the other day
in a strange sort of way
takin’ pictures of my house from her car
she said she was a tourist
but she seemed more adventurist
than just a girl from the USSR
she was handing out the borscht
so I jumped right in her porsche
and felt a wire going right up my sleeve
by the time we started kissing
half of Moscow was listening
to the prisoner of Cagey Bea
Cagey Bea, Cagey Bea
why’d you go and play them dirty tricks on me
getting secrets undercover
from so many others
but your only gettin’ lovin’ outa me.
Did you write that? It is brilliantly hilarious.
If that blond is this chick she is drop dead gorgeous and if they have spies like that we are doomed “Borders, borders we doan need no stinking borders.”
Go with Zevon.
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Well, I went home with the waitress
The way I always do
How was I to know
She was with the Russians, too