Posted on 07/12/2018 10:51:49 AM PDT by sodpoodle
Bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman, "Which book has helped you most in your life?" The woman replied, "My husband's check book!!"
A prospective husband in a book store "Do you have a book called 'Husband - the Master of the House?'" Sales girl: "Sir, fiction and comics are on the 1st floor!"
Someone asked an old man: "Even after 70 years, you still call your wife - darling, honey, luv. What's the secret?" Old man: "I forgot her name and I'm scared to ask her."
Pharmacist to customer: "Sir, please understand, to buy an anti-depression pill you need a proper prescription .... Simply showing your marriage certificate and wife's picture is not enough !
A man was granted two wishes by God. He asked for the best drink & the best woman ever. Next moment he got mineral water & Mother Teresa.
There are 3 kinds of men in this world. Some remain single and make wonders happen. Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen. The rest get married and wonder what happened!
Wives are magicians. They can change anything into an argument.
Why do women live a Better, Longer & Peaceful Life, compared to men? A very INTELLIGENT student replied: "Because Women don't have a wife!"
COOL MESSAGE BY A WIFE: Dear Mother-in-law, Don't teach me how to handle my children. I am living with one of yours and he needs a lot of improvement!?
When a married man says, I WILL THINK ABOUT IT - what he really means is that he doesn't know his wife's opinion yet.
A lady says to her doctor: "My husband has a habit of talking in his sleep! What should I give him to cure it?" The doctor replies: "Give him an opportunity to speak when he's awake!"
I was going to but my laziness gene kicked in!!!!
Right! Posting threads takes time and checking for copyright rules etc, can be daunting.
We all have lazy genes - but laughter genes outnumber them;)
Remember that G&BI.
Your screen name is quite apropos.
Real men are not misogynists and, if you can’t take a joke, you’re on the wrong thread.
I stand by my words.
We are living in evil, deranged times, of which the gender war is one aspect.
Nothing funny here. Lots of truth, bitter truth indeed.
I have been blessed to be married for over 30 years. Neither my wife or I am perfect, but we made a commitment before God and I can’t imagine life without her.
I’m sorry that you’ve been so hurt, but not every woman is out to get you. I know it’s harder today, but nothing is impossible.
To appropriate a recent post I saw: “holding onto anger is like swallowing poison and expecting the other person to die.”
I have a great deal of respect for married couples who are genuinely devoted to each other.
But such are increasingly rare. For starters, you’re generally not talking about anyone under the age of 50 ...
I suppose I’ve been hurt but that doesn’t matter much. You can’t really get hurt in a game you refuse to play, and I’ve refused to play this game since my mid-30s. I may not be happy but I’m not miserable either.
My admittedly harsh view of gender relations today is based on watching how other people behave, or reading accounts of how other people behave. I’ve seen too much deceit and cruelty to ignore.
And the legal system is completely biased against men. Get hauled into family court and be prepared to have your life ruined. It doesn’t matter if you’ve been faithful and dutiful — if you displease her in any way, you’re finished.
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