Senior Smiles

email from a friend | 7/11/2018 | unknown

[sodpoodle]

A senior couple returned to a Corvette dealership where the salesman has just sold the car they had been interested in to a beautiful, leggy, busty blonde in a mini skirt and a halter top.

The old man was visibly upset. He spoke to the salesman sharply, "Young man, I thought you said you would hold that car till we raised the $85,000 asking price. Yet I just overheard you closed the deal for $72,000 to the lovely young lady there. And if I remember right, you had insisted there was no way you could discount this model."

The salesman took a deep breath, cleared his throat and reached for a large glass of water. "Well, what can I tell you? She had the cash ready, didn't need any financing help, and, Sir, just look at her, how could I resist?" replied the grinning salesman sheepishly.

Just then the young woman approached the senior couple and gave the car keys to the old man.

"There you go," she said. "I told you I could get that idiot to lower the price. See you later Dad, Happy Father's day."

[Big Red Badger]

Also,,
This Thread is Useless without Photos!
Where’s the Hot Chick?

[Quality_Not_Quantity]

What does anyone need with a vehicle that can go 120 MPH? No one needs 800 HP to go to the grocery store.

It's more fun to drive a slow car fast than a fast car slow. My slow car (soon, I hope) - a 1961 Morgan 4/4...

[FatherofFive]

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.

[CodeToad]

“Snowflake Weenies always want to take away the fun of life.”

And they drive those stupid trucks that never have anything in the truck bed. Little pecker syndrome, I guess.

[grobdriver]

:)

When you sit 12 inches off the ground, you don't have to go very fast to feel like you're flying. Even 40 feels like 80.

Conversely, I've gotten all of my speeding tickets in my truck where I sit quite high off the ground, hence it doesn't feel like I'm going 80 (Honest, officer!).

[mowowie]

As long as your beautiful daughter is a smart cookie.
To many dealers a woman walking through the door is like a lamb walking into a wolf pack.
Same with auto mechanics...

[GOPJ]

...now give me back my dog... LOL

[Dr. Sivana]

It is supposed to be a free country. if I want 1200 hp to “go to the grocery store”...so what?

I don't like to use the sarcasm tag, because it tends to ruin the joke. I picked Guatemala on purpose because it has a low death rate from cars, but is also a lousy place to have to live. If we cared about death rates, we would do what Uganda did and outlaw buggery.

[mowowie]

I often wonder why some people buy super expensive giant pickup trucks yet i never see a scratch or scuff in the bed.

little weenie syndrome i suppose...like seeing those 5’4” guys riding high powered Japanese super bikes..

[BlueLancer]

I often wonder why some people buy super expensive giant pickup trucks yet i never see a scratch or scuff in the bed.

The people that I wonder about are the ones who buy the pickup trucks or the SUVs but slow way down and gently pick their way when crossing railroad tracks ...

...ah, if only I had a hood-mounted Ma Duce ...

[huldah1776]

LOL I noticed that too! Speed bumps? I take my jeep over them a little faster. its a 94.

[ridesthemiles]

He who dies with the most toys WINS.

[ridesthemiles]

IF I earned the money-—

IF I decide I want ANY car or truck-—

IF I am purchasing such a vehicle legally-—

IF I am insuring the vehicle——

IF I am registering & paying the tags for the vehicle——

THEN-— I WILL HAVE EXACTLY THE VEHICLE I WANT TO HAVE & NO SNOWFLAKE HAS ANY INPUT INTO MY DECISION.

[ridesthemiles]

IF I earned the money-—

IF I decide I want ANY car or truck-—

IF I am purchasing such a vehicle legally-—

IF I am insuring the vehicle——

IF I am registering & paying the tags for the vehicle——

THEN-— I WILL HAVE EXACTLY THE VEHICLE I WANT TO HAVE & NO SNOWFLAKE HAS ANY INPUT INTO MY DECISION.

[kosciusko51]

But how can you tell?

[Quality_Not_Quantity]

But how can you tell (with a Morgan)?

You can't, at first blush. Some people can spot differences between Series I, II, III, IV & V, but not me?

[caseinpoint]

I have two beautiful daughters, now in their early thirties, but I confess I used them often to troll for help from salespeople, especially at the local Home Depot. It worked.

[kosciusko51]

I found that graphic at Utterly Obscure British Car Humour.

[outofsalt]

My wife has always loved “shopping” for houses we have no possibility of ever owning. She will go into any open house that is out of our price range.
She was driving in an exclusive neighborhood with a girlfriend and came up on a new development and went in to see the model home. The sales people ignored them completely.
A couple of weeks later she talked me into going to see it with her. We too were invisible to the developer.
About a month later her folks came to visit and she talked her dad into going. An older gentleman with a young redhead got a lot of attention from the minute they got out of the car. Funny how that works.

[Thank You Rush]

Today is my husband’s 82nd birthday - took him to get a haircut and his toenails cut... Kids are out of town so birthday cake and his favorite meal will be prepared when they get home.