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To: onedoug

They must have drunk a lot.

Birds have very “fast” metabolisms, and relative to their size it takes a lot of imbibing to get them “drunk”.

You can often see them getting drunk under trees whose fruit has fallen and fermented.


8 posted on 07/06/2018 6:54:50 PM PDT by Jamestown1630 ("A Republic, if you can keep it.")
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To: Jamestown1630

Elephant eats ripe fruit. Elephant drinks lots of water. Fruit turns into alcohol. Elephant staggers around. Birds too eh?!


10 posted on 07/06/2018 6:59:45 PM PDT by Trumpet 1 (US Constitution is my guide.)
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To: Jamestown1630
You can often see them getting drunk under trees whose fruit has fallen and fermented.

When I was a kid, there was a mulberry tree in our yard. The flies got drunk and they couldn't fly. They just spun around in circles on the ground.

29 posted on 07/06/2018 7:46:07 PM PDT by Right Wing Assault ('Kill'-google,TWITR,FACEBK,WaPo,Hollywd,CNN,NFL,BLM,CAIR,Antifa,SPLC,ESPN,NPR,NBA)
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To: Jamestown1630

nothing as mean as a drunk Canadian goose


47 posted on 07/08/2018 10:02:11 PM PDT by Nailbiter
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