[Right Wing Assault]

You can often see them getting drunk under trees whose fruit has fallen and fermented.

When I was a kid, there was a mulberry tree in our yard. The flies got drunk and they couldn't fly. They just spun around in circles on the ground.

[Jamestown1630]

I’ve never understood how one could get their bearings with five eyes, anyway.

Being a drunk fly must be quite a discombobulating experience.