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To: simpson96

We need some better units of measure here...

If a picture is worth 1,000 words, then in recognition of the Governor and the color, I propose that one “Brown” be equal to 1,000 piles of shit. Thus what we have here would be 16 kiloBrowns or 16kB.

Or we could equate 100 piles to one sack of shit, which I would designate as one “Pelosi”. Thus this report would constitute 160 Pelosis.

However, I’m not sure it takes 10 Pelosi’s to equal as big a pile of crap as the Governor.

What does the FR Standards Committee think?


10 posted on 07/05/2018 8:38:22 AM PDT by bigbob (Trust Sessions. Trust the Plan.)
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To: bigbob

However, I’m not sure it takes 10 Pelosi’s to equal as big a pile of crap as the Governor.

What does the FR Standards Committee think?

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I think we are going to have to go Base 12 here.

12 Pelosis = 1 Brown


16 posted on 07/05/2018 8:42:57 AM PDT by Chickensoup (Leftists today are speaking as if they plan to commence to commit genocide against conservatives.)
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To: bigbob

What can ‘Brown’ do for you?..................


18 posted on 07/05/2018 8:45:39 AM PDT by Red Badger (July 2018 - the month the world discovered the TRUTH......Q Anon)
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To: bigbob

“What does the FR Standards Committee think?”

First off, we aren’t going metric here. This is America!

The committee does approve the Brown/Pelosi designation and can leverage SOS (sacks of shit) to allow for future growth.

Thank you for your inquiry.

FRSC


20 posted on 07/05/2018 8:47:18 AM PDT by EQAndyBuzz (Proud member of the DWN party. (Deplorable Wing Nut))
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Corn? When did I eat corn?


34 posted on 07/05/2018 9:12:09 AM PDT by dsrtsage (For Leftists, World History starts every day at breakfast)
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