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We must ban roadside statues. For the children.
1 posted on 06/24/2018 7:24:38 AM PDT by McGruff
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One person is stupid, everyone must pay.


2 posted on 06/24/2018 7:28:36 AM PDT by Joe Bfstplk (A Texas Deplorable.)
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Fully 20% of US drivers should not be driving period.


3 posted on 06/24/2018 7:29:04 AM PDT by BipolarBob (All governments suffer a recurring problem: Power attracts pathological personalities.)
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Didn’t the global warmists claim the Britain would no longer have Snowflakes by now?


4 posted on 06/24/2018 7:29:04 AM PDT by Paladin2
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Dad swerved off the road and hit a light pole in 1963 in Drumheller, Alberta after seeing these scary guys. He swears it wasn't the Scotch at the Holiday Inn the night before. He sued and won! Now the whole family enjoys the Life of Riley. RIP, Dad.


5 posted on 06/24/2018 7:31:03 AM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom
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I got a Dollar that says she took a pic on her phone and was posting it to Fake Book when she wrecked out.


6 posted on 06/24/2018 7:33:22 AM PDT by Deaf Smith (When a Texan takes his chances, chances will be taken that's fore sure)
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> We must ban roadside statues. <

Absolutely! I must pass this terrifying object every day on my way to work. It looks like it's about ready to tip over and crush my car.


8 posted on 06/24/2018 7:34:26 AM PDT by Leaning Right (I have already previewed or do not wish to preview this composition.)
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Sounds like paranoia. I wonder ...


11 posted on 06/24/2018 7:38:18 AM PDT by bankwalker (Immigration without assimilation is an invasion.)
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She should stay out of Cawker City KS, where a giant ball of twine is waiting to get her.


14 posted on 06/24/2018 7:42:15 AM PDT by bigbob (Trust Sessions. Trust the Plan.)
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Because there are so many grizzlies in Wales ...


15 posted on 06/24/2018 7:43:49 AM PDT by IronJack (A)
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Look out!

18 posted on 06/24/2018 7:51:45 AM PDT by Flick Lives (Suddenly someone'll say, like, plate, or shrimp, or plate o' shrimp out of the blue, no explanation.)
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Snowflakes in action ...


21 posted on 06/24/2018 8:18:52 AM PDT by PIF (They came for me and mine ... now it is your turn ...)
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careered off the road

I prefer "careened" off the road.

"Careered" should be reserved for a rear-ender.

22 posted on 06/24/2018 8:45:51 AM PDT by Does so (Let us make the word Mohammedism -- adding it to other ISMs...)
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Terrified?

More like just plain damned stupid.

Gotta be a damn democrat.

Gotta be!

25 posted on 06/24/2018 9:39:22 AM PDT by OldSmaj (The only thing washed on a filthy liberal is their damned brains.)
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Admittedly, panicking over a fake bear sounds ridiculous, but around here a few years ago, some moron put up a life-size statue of a deer right at the edge of the road.

As you approached it from one direction, you could see the just the head as you came around a slight curve. At night, it wouldn’t be hard to imagine that a deer was about to jump right out in front of you. Deer will do that without warning.

I don’t know if any accidents happened as a result, but the deer statue disappeared soon after it was deployed.


29 posted on 06/24/2018 10:12:51 AM PDT by Fresh Wind (Hillary: Go to jail. Go directly to jail. Do not pass GO. Do not collect 2 trillion dollars.)
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You know, this wouldn’t have been a problem in Saudi Arabia. Just saying.


31 posted on 06/24/2018 10:42:38 AM PDT by yuleeyahoo (The nation which can prefer disgrace to danger is prepared for a master and deserves one. Hamilton)
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“’Apparently she had been on holiday in Canada, or was from Canada so was used to seeing bears in Canada.”

With all the timber in Canada, I’m sure she’s never seen a wooden bear statue there. Nor does anyone up there have a chainsaw to carve one out.

Also...was she even driving on the correct side of the road?


33 posted on 06/24/2018 11:17:45 AM PDT by moovova
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34 posted on 06/24/2018 11:24:37 AM PDT by JoeProBono (SOME IMAGES MAY BE DISTURBING VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED;-{)
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She was very likely one of the ones who drives 2 mph under the speed limit in the passing lane.


35 posted on 06/24/2018 11:28:09 AM PDT by HereInTheHeartland (I don't want better government; I want much less of it.)
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“we will take away things from you because of what one stupid person does.”

Hillary Clinton, accurate paraphrase


37 posted on 06/24/2018 11:51:22 AM PDT by Secret Agent Man ( Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
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Why we cannot have nice things.


45 posted on 06/24/2018 5:00:45 PM PDT by dennisw
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