Shocking number of Americans have sex at work

nypost.com ^ | June 14, 2018 | 12:36pm | | By Tyler Schmall

[redfreedom]

The job I retired from had a married woman in her 30’s that had to do every guy there. She tried repeatedly with me, very direct in approach, I just could not see the risk. One of her selling points was that she’d been at it since age 12 when her parents got her the pill.

And she had to do it at work, as her hubby was on to her activities and was so dumb as to think she would not do it at work.

She’d come in mad at him sometimes, and to get even find a willing guy. Most were single guys in their 20’s.

I’ve known promiscuous people before, but she definitely got first prize.

[metmom]

Placemarker

[waterhill]

I know of an incident in a Sears freight elevator full of furniture. Over 30 years ago. I was not involved.

[elcid1970]

Even if the stalls aren’t monitored, lots of workplaces have someone with a stopwatch timing how long one is in there.

They even put up signs in the stalls warning workers not to use the stall as a break area. It says, “Don’t S*** Your Job Away!”

[gundog]

“Seinfeld” characters. I guess you weren’t in their target audience: TV owners.

[MplsSteve]

“Oh, yes, and one more thing. Having sex inside the store, either during or after business hours. We take a very dim view of this.”

I’ll bet there was a lot of snickering and people trying to suppress laughs when he said that.

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

I remember a temporary assignment I was on at a DC law firm back in 1998. A couple of other people and I had to move this couch out of somebody’s office. This somebody had been having sex with his girlfriend on the couch, so we were like, do we even want to touch this piece of furniture?

[Red Badger]

I hate to think how many government employees this applies to. I bet the numbers are in the high 60’s....................

[redfreedom]

Another officer romantic was a young girl that propositioned other guys at work. The problem here, is she’d feel guilty, tell her husband, who told the wife of her partner, which often ended in divorce for her extramarital lover.

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

As long as you clean the closet or other private space out afterward, I don’t see the problem. :-)

[Red Badger]

Hope you wore gloves.....................

[Future Snake Eater]

Someday a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the streets, right, Mr. Bickle?

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

DANG!

[Red Badger]

Kiss and tell is a no-no!.................

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Nah. I’m pretty sure I washed my hands before the next time I ate.

[NorthMountain]

[FLT-bird]

Sounds like that wasn’t the only polling going on.

[Renegade]

Back in the sixties I worked the graveyard shift as a part time college job.One guy was poking a girl in the parking lot and his wife showed up and blew out the windshield with a shotgun.

[Bonemaker]

[Red Badger]

Buzzkill....................