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Reviews of Hillary's New Book
email from a friend | 6/14/2018 | multiple quotes

Posted on 06/14/2018 7:12:21 AM PDT by sodpoodle

"Hillary Clinton's 506-page memoirs has come out. So much of her personality shines through, that in the end, you, too, will want to sleep with an intern." ~ Craig Kilborn

"In Hillary Clinton's new book 'Living History,' Hillary details what it was like meeting Bill Clinton, falling in love with him, getting married, and living a passionate, wonderful life as husband and wife. Then on page two, the trouble starts." ~ Jay Leno

"In the book she says when Bill told her he was having an affair, she said 'I could hardly breathe, I was gulping for air.'" No, I'm sorry, that's what Monica said. ~ David Letterman

"Hillary Clinton, our junior senator from New York, announced that she has no intentions of ever, ever running for office of the President of the United States. Her husband, Bill Clinton, is bitterly disappointed. He is crushed. There go his dreams of becoming a two-impeachment family." ~ David Letterman

"Last night, Senator Hillary Clinton hosted her first party in her new home in Washington . People said it was a lot like the parties she used to host at the White House. In fact, even the furniture was the same." ~ Jay Leno

"CNN found that Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in America. Women admire her because she's strong and successful. Men admire her because she allows her husband to cheat and get away with it." ~ Jay Leno

"Hillary Clinton is the junior senator from the great state of New York. When they swore her in, she used the Clinton family Bible - the one with only 7 commandments." ~ David Letterman


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: possible
Hope these are actual quotes - or I'm in trouble;)
1 posted on 06/14/2018 7:12:21 AM PDT by sodpoodle
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To: sodpoodle
Those kind of quotes are the ONLY REASON why it woulda been fun for her to be president.

But then, while we are laughing our asses off, she woulda been destroying every aspect of our lives.

2 posted on 06/14/2018 7:24:20 AM PDT by Slyfox (Not my circus, not my monkeys)
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To: sodpoodle; All
Paul Sperry ‏@paulsperry_ BREAKING: Bombshell IG report to weigh in on Hatch Act violations at FBI -- specifically, employees using their official authority or influence "to interfere with or affect the result of an election" https://twitter.com/paulsperry_/status/1007258746475679744
3 posted on 06/14/2018 7:28:56 AM PDT by Hotlanta Mike ("itYou can avoid reality, but you can't avoid the consequences of avoiding reality.")
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To: sodpoodle

Hitlery will be scheming and plotting and counting her filthy money when she takes her last breath. She’s an utterly horrible creature.


4 posted on 06/14/2018 7:31:09 AM PDT by laplata (Liberals/Progressives have diseased minds.)
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To: Hotlanta Mike

Has anyone ever been prosecuted for violating the Hatch Act?


5 posted on 06/14/2018 7:38:34 AM PDT by Jeff Chandler (President Trump divides Americans . . . from anti-Americans.)
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To: sodpoodle

I laugh, I cried, I threw up lunch.


6 posted on 06/14/2018 7:38:55 AM PDT by bmwcyle (People who do not study history are destine to believe really ignorant statements.)
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To: sodpoodle

7 posted on 06/14/2018 7:41:39 AM PDT by SERKIT ("Blazing Saddles" explains it all.......)
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To: sodpoodle

“I laughed. I cried. I contemplated man’s inhumanity towards man.

And that was just from looking at Hillary’s photo in the back of the book.”


8 posted on 06/14/2018 7:48:27 AM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: sodpoodle

Since the Clinton Foundation has been hammered & workd wide donors cannot funnel $$$$ to Hillary, the publishing companies have taken over those responsibilities.

She is writing more books than McGuffey’s Readers of the last century.


9 posted on 06/14/2018 7:48:42 AM PDT by ridesthemiles
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To: Slyfox

Oldies, but goodies (depending on who you ask:)

https://www.thoughtco.com/funny-hillary-clinton-jokes-2734378


10 posted on 06/14/2018 8:07:59 AM PDT by sodpoodle (Life is prickly - carry tweezers)
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To: ridesthemiles

a good read is a book “ Clinton chronicles” and a excellent movie 2016


11 posted on 06/14/2018 8:10:20 AM PDT by mt tom
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To: ridesthemiles

a good read is a book “ Clinton chronicles” and a excellent movie 2016


12 posted on 06/14/2018 8:10:44 AM PDT by mt tom
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To: sodpoodle
"Hillary Clinton was in Philadelphia, where she told the crowd she is like the movie character Rocky. Now, if I remember the movie correctly, doesn't Rocky get the crap beat out of him and then he loses to the black guy?"
–Jay Leno
13 posted on 06/14/2018 9:26:31 AM PDT by Slyfox (Not my circus, not my monkeys)
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To: sodpoodle

The difference between when Bill Clinton was President and when Barack Obama was President—in the Clinton years, late night talk show hosts would tell jokes about the President.


14 posted on 06/14/2018 10:45:55 AM PDT by Verginius Rufus
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