Canadian Football League Week 1 Picks & Live Thread

cfl.ca ^ | 6-13-2018 | Bender2

[Bender2]

CANADAIN FOOTBALL LEAGUE
WEEK 1

and JOHNNY FOOTBALL IS BACK!!!

[Bender2]

Okay, campers, Johnny... is back and as much as my health will allow me I will try for a weekly CFL live thread and we'll see how it goes--

My picks... are as follows:

Edmonton will slap... the Blue Bombers Black & Blue--

Toronto will smooth out... all the edges on the Roughriders so from the coming Saturday morning they will be called the Saskatchewan Smoothies--

Even when they put Johnny on the field in the third quarter, there will not be enough time for him to pull out a win, so--
Calgary... Stampedes--

BC's Loinchopps may not be high on the food chain, but they do... grind out a win over the even lower Alouettes--

Now, it is... your turn to make me some money--

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[Bender2]

Okay, haters, give it your best shots!

And do not forget to spay... and neuter as all you good Canadians surely know and do!

And Imp, Big and all you other football fanatics, give me your picks.

[dfwgator]

Go Saskatchewan!

[Vaquero]

What’s to hate it ain’t the NFL. I’ll watch 110 yard football. If they take a knee during “O’ Canada” I won’t give a crap.

[Snickering Hound]

Johnny Clipboard unless Masoli gets hurt or really, really sucks.

[DIRTYSECRET]

That would be the perfect developmental league the NFL talks about. Just change the rules and field measurements to match REAL football. .

[ConservativeDude]

I think the New Jersey Generals are gonna pound the crap out of the Pierre Trudeau crowd. That’s what I predict.

[Midwesterner53]

Hamilton Tiger Cats! Former NFL fan here, switched this season, tired of the NFL crybabies.

[bunkerhill7]

Canadian football is meant to be played in January, not June.

[PAR35]

At least Johnny Partytime wants to play football. Unlike Colon Kowardnick.

[KarlInOhio]

My favorite NFL penalty was when a Bengal sacked Johnny Foosball, stood over him and made that silly money sign over him as he lay there. Tweet! Fifteen yards for taunting and worth every single inch of it.

If he straightens out and plays well I'll respect him for it, but I expect he'll be as overhyped in Canada as he was here.

[Robert A Cook PE]

As an A&M alumni, I’m glad Johnny M got pciked up.

But.

He must show he has learned to hold the ball with both hands, to use his whole team, and to use all of his alternate receivers and the whole field. I am skeptical.

[sailor76]

Invade Canada, and put them all to the sword!

[scrabblehack]

Doesn’t it end in November?

[big'ol_freeper]

Go Redblacks!

...and bring on real football

XFL Football

[big'ol_freeper]

Blue Bombers
Roughriders
Stampeders
Lions

But I have no idea...sorta like Bender picking NFL games

[big'ol_freeper]

[Buckeye McFrog]

I thought all the teams were named Roughriders.

[L,TOWM]

Edmonton
Saskatchewan
Calgary
British Columbia

[Lower Deck]

Go Argos. Haven’t had back-to-back Grey Cups since the 90’s.