When I was a Lieutenant living on base the homes across the street were for Field Grade officers. A real snotty Major, B-52 Navigator, went on leave and left his two mean Rottweilers in his garage. My neighbors and I were sitting outside on a beautiful summer day and watched those two dogs chew through the fiberglass garage door. We called the LE desk and they responded just before the hole was big enough for those two mean dogs to get loose.
what a putz! who leaves the dogs in the garage when they go on leave??? Never mind- apparently Major Snot did.