[Wolfie]

They’re renaming the school Harrison Bergeron High School.

[meowmeow]

They’re renaming the school Harrison Bergeron High School.

Yes!! That is terrif...**BZZZZT***

Wait, what?

[treetopsandroofs]

“They’re renaming the school Harrison Bergeron High School.”

Full text is here: http://issaquahhighkdean.weebly.com/uploads/8/3/2/6/83262826/harrison_bergeron.pdf

I’d also settle for Thomas Tramaglini High School.

(The publicly pooping school superintendent in the same state)

[Red Badger]

I see what you did there!........................

[aquila48]

“They’re renaming the school Harrison Bergeron High School.”

Yep, 2081 ain’t that far away...

“THE YEAR WAS 2081, and everybody was finally equal. They weren’t only equal before God and the law. They were equal every which way. Nobody was smarter than anybody else. Nobody was better looking than anybody else. Nobody was
stronger or quicker than anybody else. All this equality was due to the 211th, 212th, and 213 th Amendments to the Constitution, and to the unceasing vigilance of agents of the United States Handicapper General. “