[pepsi_junkie]

Well, once this takes off everywhere ... enjoy childless spinsterhood, ladies. Because nobody’s touching you.

[SkyDancer]

Adding a quick one:

"Oh, I wont marry a man who smokes,

Who scratches, belches, or bellows bad jokes,

I might not marry at all, at all,

I might not marry at all!

Oh I would rather just sit in the shade,

And be a choosy, picky old maid,

Oh I might not marry at all, at all,

I might not marry at all!

(old folk song from the 1800's - there's different versions but this is the one I like to sing)

[redangus]

Except the lesbian Women’s Studies Professors who are waiting to assuage their loneliness.