Posted on 05/01/2018 12:23:41 PM PDT by Red Badger
MINNEAPOLIS – A 47-year-old Minnesota man accused of urinating in his co-worker’s beverage on multiple occasions now faces charges, according to authorities.
Conrrado Cruz Perez allegedly polluted the woman’s water bottle after she turned down his romantic advances, according to the Pioneer Press. Perez has been charged with two counts of adulterating a substance with bodily fluids.
According to a Ramsey County court document, the 42-year-old woman called police in October, saying a baker at the Perkins Family Restaurant where she worked was harassing her.
She also told authorities that, for several months, the water she kept in a bottle at work had tasted like urine, according to WCCO.
The woman told investigators she started noticing the foul flavor after she told Perez she only wanted to remain friends, documents say. Since that day, she said that she detected the urine taste roughly 15 times.
According to WCCO, Perez initially denied being involved, but later admitted to relieving himself in the bottle after investigators told him they might perform DNA tests. Perez, however, said he only did it because there were so many orders piling up and he was too busy to go to the restroom. He added that he was going to dispose of the bottle but forgot to do so.
Perez, who appeared in court last week, has not yet entered a plea. His lawyer, Adriel Benjamin Villareal told the Pioneer Press, “We haven’t made any decisions at this point.”
His next court date is set for March 28.
Read the article! He admitted he urinated into the water bottle.
Must be Lutheran...................
Bump for later.
With apologies to Frank Zappa...
Watch out where the Mexican Baker’s go
Don’t you drink that yellow (water)
I know what pee tastes lkke so does every boy. Not many guys will admit hitting themselves in the face the first time they had morning stiffy about age 7. thinking they could just arc it to the toilet.
"Okee-dokee, no more jokee. No more pee-pee in your tea!"
"Your honor, I plead insanity! I'm just crazy about that stunt!"
He didn’t have time to use the urinal, so he took her water bottle into the stall next to the urinal...
And the dog ate my homework . . .
Don’t eat that yellow cake!
Yeah, but it’s Minneapolis! Imagine the sort of judges they have. That woman is mean, and Perkins is giving that nice man too much work to do. Whyyyy, Not only that, but I’ll bet that after he relieved himself, he didn’t even have time to wash his hands before he got back to making our rolls and pies. Mmmmmmmm. Doesn’t a nice pie from Perkins sound good, right about now?
Maybe some of that Flint Michigan water hot into Minnesota’s supply./sarc
Funny thing is, they later banned all "mini fridges", as if that was the problem.
Read.
Didn’t say she was smart...just a victim!
A bar suspected a bartender of stealing, so they set up a camera. Every time a woman ordered a drink he turned around and urinated in the drink. Frankly, I would have burned the recording, but it ended up on TV.
Good thing the police stepped in or she would still be drinking this guys urine.
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