Posted on 04/19/2018 10:44:56 AM PDT by Simon Green
Uganda's President Yoweri Museveni has issued what he calls a "public warning" against oral sex.
The president claims the practice has been pushed on Ugandans by "outsiders," and argues that the mouth is solely for eating.
"Let me take this opportunity to warn our people publicly about the wrong practices indulged in and promoted by some of the outsiders," he told the press during an address.
"One of them is what they call oral sex. The mouth is for eating, not for sex. We know the address of sex, we know where sex is," he continued.
According to the Daily Mail, back in 2014 Museveni stated that performing oral sex could cause people to get worms. "You push the mouth there, you can come back with worms and they enter your stomach because that is a wrong address," he is quoted as saying.
That same year he passed the "Anti-Homosexuality Act," which makes being gay illegal in Uganda, and makes it a criminal offense to not report someone for being gay.
Though it's sadly clear that Museveni is serious about his disapproval of oral sex, folks online have managed to find the humor in his comments.
Uganda President Idi Amin Dada believed that too, but then again, he was a ritualistic cannibal.
Explains this....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjUYn9KyF00
Never saw that movie. Never wanted to because of the subject matter. Just one more satanic islamic devil never brought to justice.
How do you recognize a sh*thole country?
The president is preoccupied with sex while his people live in squalor.
That newspaper is interesting. There’s an article (sroll down) with a video of a couple of thieves entering the government meeting and stealing a large, gold ceremonial mace right in the middle of the session, running out the door with it. Also art, fashion, film, etc.
I’ve been to that area many times and came up with my own sayings.
I was in “Blue Ball”. I wanted to get to “Paradise”. So I proceeded to “Intercourse”, but had to settle for “Bird-in-Hand”.
The road to “Paradise” is through “Intercourse”.
LOL
Sounds like he appreciates civilization more than the “my rights” people do.
Bill Clinton was the one man who did far more than anyone else to mainstream pornography in America.
Cigar I remember...
Sink? Do I even want to know?
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