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To: TheTexasMom

Has anyone tried Before Donald Trump to see if that also fits (BDT) sometimes?
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Not bad. Equivs BC in a heroic sort of way.
My Biometric Data Transfer was ignored (BTD) so don’t be surprised if same happens.
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Wow, BDT not equivs BTD.
Second mistake this year.


520 posted on 04/19/2018 12:16:54 PM PDT by TheTexasMom
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To: TheTexasMom

;-) at least you didn’t write “BVD!”


1,100 posted on 04/19/2018 5:42:17 PM PDT by TEXOKIE
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To: TheTexasMom
Wow, BDT not equivs BTD.
Second mistake this year.

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1,600 posted on 04/20/2018 1:59:09 AM PDT by Swordmaker (My pistol self-identifies as an iPad, so you must accept it in gun-free zones, you hoplaphobe bigot!)
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