In case you missed the ‘condom-snorting challenge’ — and didn’t know it’s a bad idea

washington post ^ | april 2, 2018 | Lindsey Bever

[Morgana]

Imagine uncoiling a condom and stuffing it up one side of your nose, then plugging the other nostril and inhaling until the long piece of latex slides into your throat. Then what? You reach back and pull it from your mouth.

Why would someone do that?

Apparently for the same reason young people have dared each other to pour salt in their hands and hold ice until it burns, douse themselves in rubbing alcohol and set themselves on fire, or bite into colorful liquid laundry detergent packets.

[Morgana]

Does Rush still have the Condom update???

[Vermont Lt]

Why do I think I would puke if I tried that.

[fullchroma]

But remember, these “children” are qualified to to mandate gun laws.

[BBQToadRibs]

I’m just calling this Mother Nature weeding out the mentally weak from the herd.

[Tea Party Terrorist]

These are our moral superiors. Do not make fun of them.

[heterosupremacist]

I actually know some of these whores who have snorted condoms - and in their simple minds - it is considered a badge of Honor!

Lord, save us!

[Doogle]

".....puts a whole new meaning on my use of the word snot"

[pinkandgreenmom]

Half of them are probably doing it with used condoms.

[Doogle]

"....gotta ask....new or used?"

[PGR88]

There seems to be some kind of existential crisis among people

Prosperity and our post-modern culture have led them to lives of no meaning.

[Morgana]

“These are our moral superiors. Do not make fun of them.”

Yes just laugh as they take them selves out of the human race by Darwinism.

[cyclotic]

Best I can do

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5akEgsZSfhg

Up Up and Away

[fella]

Sounds like a good way to suffocate.

[WayneS]

Apparently for the same reason young people have dared each other to pour salt in their hands and hold ice until it burns, douse themselves in rubbing alcohol and set themselves on fire, or bite into colorful liquid laundry detergent packets.

...or place their tongues on metal flagpoles when it's well below freezing outside...

[dfwgator]

Maybe this is what Vinnie Barbarino meant when he said....

[MayflowerMadam]

Yep. Tide Pods. Snorting condoms. Drugs. Culling the herd and cleansing the gene pool for future generations. Knock yourselves out, kids.

[Billthedrill]

...or place their tongues on metal flagpoles when it's well below freezing outside...

Now just a dang minute. That was a Triple Dog Dare. You can't back down from a Triple Dog Dare.

[WayneS]

Excellent point. I was not accounting for the “triple-dog-dare” nature of the transaction in question. I retract my previous statement.

[ClearCase_guy]

I’m not really much into Darwinism, but survival of the fittest is a valid concept and you have to have some way to determine the unfit ...

[seawolf101]