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Man finds out celebrating $96K settlement with hookers was a bad idea
NY Post ^ | 3/22/2018 | Shawn Cohen

Posted on 03/23/2018 12:55:44 PM PDT by Signalman

Edited on 03/23/2018 1:35:30 PM PDT by Jim Robinson. [history]

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To: Signalman

never trust a hooker - not even a Heffner hooker.


21 posted on 03/23/2018 1:07:38 PM PDT by blueplum ( "...this moment is your moment: it belongs to you... " President Donald J. Trump, Jan 20, 2017)
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To: Signalman

Old, old joke...

I inherited a Hundred Thousand Bucks!

I Spent $96,000 on hookers, coke and booze.

The rest I just wasted


22 posted on 03/23/2018 1:07:41 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd
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To: Signalman

Three hookers came over, had sex with the 30-year-old, then suggested that they have a “friend” stop by with beer and cigarettes, according to sources.

“A man’s gotta know his limitations.”


23 posted on 03/23/2018 1:08:00 PM PDT by Flick Lives
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To: Signalman

His family is going to kill him


24 posted on 03/23/2018 1:09:33 PM PDT by IC Ken
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To: Signalman

Shudda buried the 90 in the back yard and had a lot of fun with the 6.


25 posted on 03/23/2018 1:11:21 PM PDT by bigbob (Trust Trump. Trust Sessions. The Great Awakening is at hand...MAGA!)
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To: Red Badger

Nope. It’s a write-off now as a loss.

A colossal loss at that.


26 posted on 03/23/2018 1:12:52 PM PDT by Obadiah (Truth is hate speech to those who hate truth.)
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To: Red Badger

I think he can call it a loss. He gets a tax write off.


27 posted on 03/23/2018 1:15:32 PM PDT by reg45 (Barack 0bama: Gone but not forgiven.)
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To: Signalman

So, if’n I’m interpreting the timeline correctly, it was at about 6:30 A.M. that the man, and his friends, decided they needed beer. Okay then.

Now he doesn’t have money to move his family. Welp, my guess is that his soon-to-be exwife is gonna dun move all by herself now.


28 posted on 03/23/2018 1:16:54 PM PDT by Obadiah (Truth is hate speech to those who hate truth.)
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To: Signalman

Has he started a Go F*** Me page yet?


29 posted on 03/23/2018 1:16:59 PM PDT by Lurkina.n.Learnin (Wisdom and education are different things. Don't confuse them.)
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To: Red Badger

Actually if it was for pain and suffering, lost wages, etc. no. Not taxable.


30 posted on 03/23/2018 1:19:28 PM PDT by t4texas (If you can't run with the big dogs . . . STAY ON THE PORCH!)
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To: NohSpinZone

No. He pays no taxes if dollars were for personal injury.


31 posted on 03/23/2018 1:20:11 PM PDT by amihow
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To: Signalman

The only thing that would make this funnier was if the defendant in the case was the one who arranged the heist.


32 posted on 03/23/2018 1:21:51 PM PDT by Rebelbase ( Hillary, DNC, DOJ and FBI colluded with a British National to influence the 2016 Pres. election)
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To: Signalman

Most hookers have the decency to leave you with cab fare after they rob you.


33 posted on 03/23/2018 1:23:48 PM PDT by forgotten man
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To: Signalman

Easy come, easy go.


34 posted on 03/23/2018 1:25:20 PM PDT by bk1000 (I stand with Trump)
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To: TexasGator

Oh, come on! I am sure he was planning to do that AFTER the hookers...


35 posted on 03/23/2018 1:25:51 PM PDT by rlmorel (Leftists: They believe in the "Invisible Hand" only when it is guided by government.)
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To: Signalman

LOL. I hope he had a good time at least. That was one expensive party.


36 posted on 03/23/2018 1:29:04 PM PDT by Opinionated Blowhard ("When the people find they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.")
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To: Red Badger
Tee Hee. What a diptard. No sympathy from me. Yes, if they didn't already take out the 30% tax at disbursement, homeboy also gets a 25-30K tax bill.

Life is sweet, ain't it?

37 posted on 03/23/2018 1:29:09 PM PDT by atc23
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To: bk1000

Well, in THIS case:

Easy come, easy come, easy go......................


38 posted on 03/23/2018 1:29:28 PM PDT by Red Badger (The people who call Trump a tyrant are the same people who want the president to confiscate weapons.)
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To: TexasGator

His family might be moving........
I’m not so sure about him though


39 posted on 03/23/2018 1:30:18 PM PDT by Keyhopper (Indians had bad immigration laws)
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To: Signalman
— who was carrying the entire sum in a suitcase —

"I didn't lose the money! I got robbed!"


40 posted on 03/23/2018 1:30:23 PM PDT by Bloody Sam Roberts (Perhaps we should care less about who we may offend and care more about who we may inspire.)
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