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'I want to become a DAD... but my kids won't look anything like me': Human Ken Doll (trunc)
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| 15 March 2018
| Rebecca Davison
Posted on 03/15/2018 8:31:47 PM PDT by Trillian
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Full title: EXCLUSIVE 'I want to become a DAD... but my kids won't look anything like me': Human Ken Doll Rodrigo Alves reveals he's preparing for fatherhood after meeting real life Barbie
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posted on
03/15/2018 8:31:47 PM PDT
by
Trillian
To: Trillian
He looks like Colonel Sanders’ corpse, after its been shaved.
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posted on
03/15/2018 8:35:26 PM PDT
by
PGR88
To: Trillian
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posted on
03/15/2018 8:35:34 PM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(Wear an orange pin to mourn thvictims of the Tide Pods Challenge.)
To: Trillian
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posted on
03/15/2018 8:35:38 PM PDT
by
Ciaphas Cain
(Progressives are turning America into "Harrison Bergeron" as conceived by Ayn Rand.)
To: Trillian
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posted on
03/15/2018 8:40:01 PM PDT
by
Ezekiel
( All who mourn(ed!) the destruction of America merit the celebration of her rebirth.)
To: Trillian
To: Trillian
Any doctor who did that should lose his license.
To: Trillian
The Man has an entirely wrong impression of the problem his looks pose to his future prospects for children.
I’d say that someone hit him with an ugly stick, but I’d think a beating with a stick would’ve helped him better then the surgeons did.
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posted on
03/15/2018 8:44:50 PM PDT
by
Bayard
To: Trillian
‘I really want to get a dog and have some children. Obviously my kids won’t look anything like me because I have changed my look with 60 surgeries.
Get the dog, it might look like him.................
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posted on
03/15/2018 8:46:38 PM PDT
by
PeterPrinciple
(Thinking Caps are no longer being issued but there must be a warehouse full of them somewhere.)
To: Governor Dinwiddie
Madame Tussauds’ best sculptors must be on strike.
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posted on
03/15/2018 8:46:45 PM PDT
by
Rastus
To: Trillian
To: Governor Dinwiddie
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posted on
03/15/2018 8:56:01 PM PDT
by
EdnaMode
To: DLfromthedesert
Its not,just any one doctor. its dozens. and he has been turned down by some doctors.
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posted on
03/15/2018 8:56:59 PM PDT
by
Secret Agent Man
( Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
To: Trillian
options turn out the lights, a one bagger.
To: Governor Dinwiddie
I haven’t seen a Ken doll in many years, so I suppose anything is possible these days, but since when did Ken wear bright red lipstick and look like a cross between metrosexual Eurotrash and an alien? I know.....there I go again trying to make sense of the insane.
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posted on
03/15/2018 9:01:51 PM PDT
by
noiseman
(The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.)
To: Trillian
He should just get a dog and forget the kids.
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posted on
03/15/2018 9:02:57 PM PDT
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Innovative
("Winning isn't everything, it's the only thing." -- Vince Lombardi)
To: Innovative
I think dogs would be scared of him.
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posted on
03/15/2018 9:05:03 PM PDT
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Wilhelm Tell
(True or False? This is not a tag line.)
To: Trillian
I really want to get a dog and have some children.Well, get a dog. See how that goes.
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posted on
03/15/2018 9:08:07 PM PDT
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dr_lew
To: Trillian
Sorry Ken, you can’t have kids because you are not anatomically correct.
Remember? It was part of the conversion. Silly doll.
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posted on
03/15/2018 9:21:39 PM PDT
by
right way right
(May we remain sober over mere men, for God really is our one and only true hope.)
To: Trillian
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