Posted on 03/11/2018 5:22:20 AM PDT by silent_jonny
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When do they go live?
Oh, yeah! Hollywood night starts tomorrow????? Good.
Gay Samurai.
So overwhelmed by hurtful comments on social media, Gay Samurai considered hari kari.
WHATTTT!?
Gay Samurai tranisitions into a "woman". Looks like something from a John Waters movie.
"I'm a professional woman after dark."
Katy: What does that mean?
"It means I get picked up by Eddie Murphy."
And of course It gets a golden ticket. Freak Show.
169 are going to Hollywood.
Is there a set amount they cut down to tomorrow night?
After Hollywood week is the Showcase round?
Anyone remember what that is?
Tomorrow night should be good.
There will be tears!
Let’s hope the freaks are cut early on.
No, I think Katy will make it to the finale.
(Eddie Van Halen actually is part Chinese)
Rofl, the car.
A new twist on an old favorite: a singer’s DAD scrubs toilets.
Oh man. Anyone Walking in with a baby that cute should just get the Idol trophy right there.
Mustard Camel Toe. Omg I die.
And she sings Katy’s big first song. The judges love her control. Lionel is cautious not to touch this one. She passed an admittedly clammy hand among all three.
If I was a contestant and Lionel wanted to shake my hand I’d be worried one of those eyeballs would shoot out like a rocket
Elvis’s cousin shows up. Absolutely no resemblance. More Elvisses try out. Now a lifelong Elvis impersonator shows up.
Lionel could absolutely NOT hold himself back from helping Katy with her spanx. Even though he knew they were filming. This man has a lot of hormones for his age.
An ostrich yodels Stand By Me.
Curious to see which one has a man-scrotum on the back of his head. It can’t be the guy with dreads tied up back there, right? Men don’t dreadlock their privates, do they?
Fayetteville is exactly who Rachel Dolezal wants to look like.
Lionel is feeling it. He’s getting up. He’s heading to the girl. LIFTOFF!! AND TOUCHDOWN!! SIMULTANEOUSLY! Lionel cannot stop the long grope fest. The camera breaks so they can peel Lionel off her and let her sing alone.
Poor Lionel, Fayetteville can’t make it. Maybe he can slip her at least a golden ticket to the Lionel home? What? She made it?
How many contestants did Pauler sleep with? Because Lionel may be able to top them in just one season.
Yep they are down at the Dolby theater. Lots of losers in a montage. The bearded person in a long dress singing the Cello “F You” song in the explicit version.... someone sings Baby Got Back to Luke’s butt. Okay...
Lionel comes up for a same sex grope. Oh, this is Lysol spray Shoe boy. He’s not bad.
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