American Idol 2018--Live Thread

ABC.Go ^ | 3-11-18

[Yaelle]

We find out anew that Amelia is the discarded sperm of Jack Hammer who didn’t give a damn about her and now she has “lost him.” We find out that Bebe once tried out for AI and failed.

[Yaelle]

The Coldplay duet is on. The boy (sorry, Star) sings just like Chris Martin. Our contestant is ut-ter-ly-for-get-at-ble like Simon always said.

[Sir_Ed]

Well apparently the ratings are collapsing!

I wonder if they’ll pull the plug halfway through?

Ed

[big'ol_freeper]

Yeah, that bout sums it up

[silent_jonny]

do you find this new American Idol to be a bit off somehow. Am I just too used to the old American Idol?

Maybe it's the timing.

Idol has never started this late in the year (except for the very first season). We're usually in the Top 5 or 6 by now. For some reason this show is easier to take in the dead of winter, lol.

Speaking of winter ...

If the bulge in Ada's dress sees it's shadow, does that mean we get six more weeks of him/her?

[Yaelle]

I don’t want that thing to be exposed enough to be able to “see its shadow”

[silent_jonny]

Oh my gosh, I’m so not fit to wear her “uniform!” I miss her too! (Which is why when I watch I do wear this uniform at least)

A fitting tribute :)

Mags! Your friends miss you. Stop by and say hi--no snark required. But ... if you watched 5 minutes of this, it's doubtful your snark could be contained ;)

[silent_jonny]

So many Crying songs he could choose from! What is the over / under on how many weeks a cryer can slide on the crying over the talent? 5?

Just crying alone ... not far. But crying AND a cute baby? You're guaranteed a spot on the Idol tour! (If they still go on tour. Might have to settle for a streamed concert on Facebook these days)

[silent_jonny]

Just taking a short break from shoveling 15 inches of Global Warming.

Isn't it awful? The global warming is so bad I had to sleep under a blanket last night--in April! How will we survive?

[silent_jonny]

Hi, Peggy & Twin!

I'm making a concentrated effort to catch up with the thread :)

[silent_jonny]

Belated Hi, Big & Lil :)

[silent_jonny]

Why can’t these damn judges for once say the performance stunk and she’d better be good tomorrow night or she’s out? GOOD GRIEF!

You've triggered me, Peggy!

I'm retreating to my safe space to heal with Play-Dough and crayons.

Can you give me some money so I can buy Play-Dough and crayons?

[silent_jonny]

Ada toned down the make-up tonight :)

[silent_jonny]

If 2 of the 7 that go through tomorrow night are the tranny and the lesbian, we’ll know the fix is in.

No comment :)

[silent_jonny]

Yeah, but they had the other girl earlier and they are very similar. There’s only space for one teenage girl of undetermined ethnic background.

LOL! And you're not even joking. They had three, they picked one and the other two were sent packing.

[silent_jonny]

I’m into Monday’s posts now. Making progress :)

[silent_jonny]

Hi, Patriot! :)

[silent_jonny]

WTH is Bebe?

Whoever she is ... she clearly knows her assets.

See ya at the next #MeToo rally!

[silent_jonny]

What is Hannity’s theme song?

That Florida Georgia Line crap.

This Is How We Roll

[silent_jonny]

Good (next) evening, Net :)