Posted on 03/11/2018 5:22:20 AM PDT by silent_jonny
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This should be Ada’s song: “If I were a boy.”
So far she’s singing in Englés.
Oh wait. Espanol.
We need a Simon or Harry Connick, Jr. for honesty.
OMG I’m getting such a kick reading all your posts. You crack me up! hahahahahahahahaha
Fast forwarded through the Star Wars ad. Not a fan. I don’t have the “fantasy movie” gene.
Bobbybones bowling with the contestant. He sure Leans in to the guy contestants.
“I’m repulsed and aroused at the same time!”
Oh my gosh. Michael the bowling boy finishes and Luke Bryan calls him “Oh my precious Michael.” And talks about how much he is loving him. WHAT?? And he was good, but geez.
I think one of Bowling Michael’s rings might be new from Bobbybones.
Ryan asks Luke what his thoughts are RE “halftime” of this episode. Luke says, “it is so DAUNTING, it is so STRESSFUL, what we are trying to do here!”
He’s right. It must be exhausting, screaming in ecstasy over mediocre amateurs singing cover songs. It’s like cheering today for every 13 month old baby taking his first steps or his first taste of smashed veggies, one right after the other.
Amish boy up. Oh no, he and Bobbybones having a cryfest over their lost parents. That is one cool way to hook up with the contestant.
Luke just made a face like he smelled poop on his shoe during Amish boy’s song.
Katie wants to see Amish boy blow.
(So did Bobbybones)
What?? I forgot he really is a goat farmer! He has birthed 100 goats! That means he has reached his hands into a female goat more times than most Saudi men of age.
And the photos of goat yoga! Katy really mentioned it! So funny.
Wrong Jonny is up.
He’s a bit ungrateful for his dad who was there supporting him last week.
Bobbybones: “I’ll be your daddy...”
Lionel his doing his best impression of Obama’s portrait.
Are we voting for the best voice or the best sob story?
Lionel to Wrong Jonny:
You are so hot and sexy, you remind me of me!
The gal reminds me of the contestant with the ratty hair who had a great voice. What was her name?
Oh I could tell he was singing for his dying grandma and not for the girls in the front row.... riiiight....
Oh how wonderful - we can now see the Kris Allen Story! Let’s, see, first he was a nobody who could kinda sing, then he WON AMERICAN IDOL, then... what was the rest of his story? Guess I need to see the momentous biopic.
Win The Future? THOSE ARE KATY’S PARENTS?? Did Dad mug Snoop Dogg and steal his clothing?? Mom, are you so proud of your daughter? “Nope, she’s still the same stupid mouthy B she always was.”
Kaykay is wearing hula hoop earrings. I want her arms. Mine are getting more definition but they will never be like hers. Hers are perfect, not all Mooch Obama linebacker arms.
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