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1 posted on 03/06/2018 9:43:52 PM PST by nickcarraway
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“Her hair is dyed green”


2 posted on 03/06/2018 9:45:48 PM PST by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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To: nickcarraway
If your boyfriend is cheating on you, you walk.

You don't try to kill him.

3 posted on 03/06/2018 9:48:52 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear ( Bunnies, bunnies, it must be bunnies!! Or maybe midgets....)
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5 posted on 03/06/2018 9:55:28 PM PST by fieldmarshaldj ("It's Slappin' Time !")
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To: nickcarraway

Just a guess but this one sounds just a bit over the “Crazy Line”


6 posted on 03/06/2018 9:58:29 PM PST by Zathras
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7 posted on 03/06/2018 10:03:08 PM PST by Telepathic Intruder
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Hmm...a green-haired samurai sword swinging homicidal maniac with a jealous streak. But romantic...


12 posted on 03/06/2018 10:14:02 PM PST by Billthedrill
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Woman to psychiatrist: “My boyfriend didn’t seem excited by me anymore, so I dyed my hair green to really spice up our bedroom life! That didn’t work, so then I bought the Samurai sword.”


17 posted on 03/06/2018 10:24:23 PM PST by Enchante (FusionGPS "dirty dossier" scandal links Hillary, FBI, CIA, Dept of Justice... "Deep State" is real)
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To: nickcarraway

He had a high opinion of her and he dated her because he thought she was a cut above the others.


18 posted on 03/06/2018 10:27:01 PM PST by Enterprise
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To: nickcarraway; AdmSmith; AnonymousConservative; Berosus; Bockscar; cardinal4; ColdOne; ...

[singing] You can even hear the music at night [/singing]


19 posted on 03/06/2018 10:37:57 PM PST by SunkenCiv (www.tapatalk.com/groups/godsgravesglyphs/, forum.darwincentral.org, www.gopbriefingroom.com)
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To: Secret Agent Man

Would you call this another use of the V card?


21 posted on 03/06/2018 10:48:13 PM PST by Mark17 (Genesis chapter 1 verse 1. In the beginning GOD....And the rest, as they say, is HIS-story)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYfUvW_3C3U


27 posted on 03/06/2018 11:46:57 PM PST by Krosan
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To: nickcarraway

Cue Uma Thurman.


29 posted on 03/07/2018 12:52:04 AM PST by gigster (Cogito, Ergo, Ronaldus Magnus Conservatus)
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And following the usual omission of the truth by the news media, we’re expected to be gullible enough to believe that she and her boyfriend were always drug-free (”straight”) and sober.

Sure. Yeah, right.


32 posted on 03/07/2018 1:14:46 AM PST by familyop ("Welcome to Costco. I love you." --Costco greeter in the movie, "Idiocracy")
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To: nickcarraway

So I guess that this means that their relationship is over?


33 posted on 03/07/2018 3:36:39 AM PST by bkopto
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It’s like I told my sons, “Never stick your d- in crazy, son. Oh, it’s fun at first but then come the restraining orders, the lost jobs, the attempted murders... it’s just not worth it.”


36 posted on 03/07/2018 4:54:40 AM PST by servo1969
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His pork sword got him the samurai sword. A cautionary tale.


37 posted on 03/07/2018 6:06:24 AM PST by Bonemaker (invictus maneo)
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To: nickcarraway
Not a toy.


38 posted on 03/07/2018 6:12:35 AM PST by Bonemaker (invictus maneo)
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