Plane Passenger Facing Charges After He Opens Emergency Exit

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[nickcarraway]

Authorities say a passenger who had just boarded a plane at a New Jersey airport opened the emergency exit and went down the slide.

Port Authority police say charges against 25-year-old Troy Fattun are pending. He was detained by airline staff and police moments after he reached the tarmac at Newark Liberty International airport.

[nickcarraway]

What a schmuck.

[Blue Jays]

"...opened the emergency exit and went down the slide..."

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WEEEEEEEEEE!!!

[OrangeHoof]

For some, life is but an amusement park...

[A strike]

One year in jail.

[Bobalu]

What a total jackass!

[NonValueAdded]

“I had to go to the can, man.”

[Doogle]

...wait till his friends in prison
get chummy with him....he’ll be sliding

[LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget]

Ill chip in one rosin bag for the “bats”

We are talking baseball chums, right? Got to get a good grip. Sliding prison “bats” are no good. Rosin em up.

[Doogle]

.....ah,yeah right

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

I can’t stand Liberty Int’l. It is such a crap hole. Staffed by the worst people I’ve ever encountered while traveling.

[Ann Archy]

He needs to be out on the NO FLY LIST!!

[csvset]

The boy is sharp as a bowling ball.

[Gay State Conservative]

I was evacuated from an aircraft in Germany in the 1980s...bomb threat.No slides involved but thanks to Sgt Schultz I already knew what “schnell” meant as the stewardesses were yelling it.

[drpix]

There must be more to this story.

Panicked passenger jumps off plane, goes down slide at Newark Excerpt:

"Troy Fattun, 25, of Micronesia..."

Since that's one of the most remote and sparsely populated places in the world, chain migration is very unlikely to be the reason we wound up with this prize. My bet is he's another blessing of illegal immigration.

[jjotto]

Under the ‘Compact of Free Association’ with the Federated States of Micronesia, Micronesians are allowed to live and work in the US. It’s a reciprocal agreement. Micronesia also gets American welfare benefits.

[Larry Lucido]

He paid for his ticket. He wanted to ride!

[drpix]

Thanks. An obscure agreement with an obscure country. It figures.

Only proves again, how right Trump has been on Washington swamp-creatures selling out America in one deal or law after another - whether in immigration or trade.

[Popman]

The incident occurred around 10 p.m. Sunday on a United Airlines flight that was headed from Newark to Tampa, Florida.

Oh' great, I live in Tampa...glad the guy is sitting in the local jail.

Last thing Tampa needs is another retard looking invader sucking off the taxpayer..

[SkyPilot]

Fattun is a Micronesian name.

He's a little early. Asian American and Pacific Islander Heritage Month is not until May.

[csvset]

Troy Fattun, 25, of Micronesia!

Well knock me down with a feather! They actually stated he “ain’t from around these parts”. It irritates me when new sources cite a local city as the perp’s domicle when it’s obvious that they’re a foreigner. Especially in cases where a translator was called in due to the perp not speaking English.

The Micronesian community, ( if that is a thing) needs lessons in SJW tactics to protest his arrest. I’m sure they could cite tribal law or custom that justifies his use of the emergency exit.