[Pravious]

If you’ve bound yourself hand and foot, how do you hang yourself?

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You don’t. But don’t tell the Sheriff that.

[Pearls Before Swine]

I don’t have to tell the Sheriff that, because apparently, the coroner did!

[Tennessee Nana]

Silly

she had her hands free of course...

then she tied and gagged herself later...oh much later...

[generally]

That Broward county sheriff sure gets around.