The most commonly reported negative side effects of the consumption of “Q” posts include a decrease of mental acuity, increased acceptance of thought processes that could normally be screened by any reasonable-proficient mental methods, uncontrolled increase in delusional thoughts, increased susceptibility to Nigerian Finance Ministers calling seeking assistance in transferring $46,000,000 into a reader’s personal bank account, a severe loss of libido, an increased need to sleep as many as 18 hours a day and an uncontrollable need to consume and, in extreme cases, even accept the academic writings of Alex Jones, Art Bell, Glenn Beck and The Amazing Kreskin.
“Q” posts must be avoided with anyone with a history of elevated blood pressure, cardiac disease, peripheral venous or arterial abnormalities, tuberculosis, halitosis, amniosis, psychosis, corns, calluses, bunions or sore feet, the Heartbreak of Psoriasis, awakening between 5:00 and 10:00 AM, a paying job, a pulse (however slight) and especially any degree of logical thought combined with Americanism/Patriotism.
If a patient finds him or herself experiencing any of these side effects or even a need to accept “Q” posts as having any element of reality is advised to seek mental health counseling immediately and report such side effects to Sturgeon General at the Church of The Occasionally Adjusted Universal Truth, Box 6969, Del Rio, Texas.
Remember, all citizens know to never Drink and Drive. In this case, never expect to believe “Q” posts…. and then Think and Thrive.
You must have stayed up all night ;-)
Lol!
The legal profession should create a new category for people like you. There would be "lawyers" and "pencil neck pencil pushers" who pump out the rhetoric for the real lawyers. Of couese they wouldn't get paid the same. Substandard thinkers with writing skills are a dime a dozen.
But yea, nice post, bruh. If you were getting paid by the hour for "Q bashing" you'd be farting through silk.