The legal profession should create a new category for people like you. There would be "lawyers" and "pencil neck pencil pushers" who pump out the rhetoric for the real lawyers. Of couese they wouldn't get paid the same. Substandard thinkers with writing skills are a dime a dozen.
But yea, nice post, bruh. If you were getting paid by the hour for "Q bashing" you'd be farting through silk.
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