Posted on 02/05/2018 12:18:12 PM PST by EdnaMode
What next, pablum?
The author likes to bite her menstrual pads WHY, exactly?
Why not just go through the whole LBGTQXYZ-blah-blah-blah and make treats especially for each letter of that freak alphabet?
Women like soggy chips? Women want thick, moist chips? Ridiculous.
Doritos are just empty carbs coated in addictive msg. Worthless. But if I were to eat them I’d want them crispy just like the boys do.
Well, I’ll be the first to admit that licking Dorito’s cheese off ones fingers is one of life’s little pleasures.
But, I’ve never spent much time watching others eat chips.
I’ll readily stipulate that I’m a slob and think nothing of wiping my hands on my jeans, picking my teeth and eating every last chip in a bag. Hey, I paid for it, might as well eat it.
Women’s mileage may vary but I’m pretty sure my wife would lick the cheese off her fingers too. Never really paid attention.
Don’t give them any ideas. I’m surprised we haven’t sorted snacks by gender and sexual preference. Maybe with a really kinky Chex mix variety too.
Doritos Ketchup
This is SOOOO Genderist!
Why is Dorito’s NOT introducing 63 chips??? Very insensitive to other genders.
This girl just snarfed half a bag. I know they are empty calories, and messy, but ask me if I care ;-)
If you prefer gendered snack foods, you might be a dufus.
Although she could have spent an extra five seconds thinking about it, and avoided the feminine hygiene product tie-in to illustrate the ridiculousness of genderization of food textures, as her side comments imply.
They can manufacture custom-made chips for Sarah Silverman, who recently said she’d like to eat an aborted fetus.
I don’t eat em but I buy em. One son likes the spicy versions and one loves the plain nacho cheese. Neither son chews maxi pads.
By catering to the few, you know like women who have no molars, they will lose most of us with molars who buy their chips.
I want my Chex Mix with nothing but Chex and melba toast. What does that make me?
Very good point!
My wife often complains about the texture of chips, bread and the like. She doesn’t care for anything too crunchy, claiming it hurts her gums. No point in eating something you don’t find pleasant.
Heterosexual because you avoid nuts and raisins. And interested in women of different races because you seek out those dark toasts.
PepsiCo is one of the more left wing companies out there. I believe the company’s globalist CEO was on the short list for Hillary’s Secretary of State. Fortunately this woman is now only screwing up a once proud company rather our country’s foreign policy.
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