[EdnaMode]

Crunch the patriarchy!

[Army Air Corps]

What next, pablum?

[Buckeye McFrog]

The author likes to bite her menstrual pads WHY, exactly?

[Slyfox]

Soggy chips? Mmmmm.

Why not just go through the whole LBGTQXYZ-blah-blah-blah and make treats especially for each letter of that freak alphabet?

[Yaelle]

Women like soggy chips? Women want thick, moist chips? Ridiculous.

Doritos are just empty carbs coated in addictive msg. Worthless. But if I were to eat them I’d want them crispy just like the boys do.

[cyclotic]

Well, I’ll be the first to admit that licking Dorito’s cheese off ones fingers is one of life’s little pleasures.

But, I’ve never spent much time watching others eat chips.

I’ll readily stipulate that I’m a slob and think nothing of wiping my hands on my jeans, picking my teeth and eating every last chip in a bag. Hey, I paid for it, might as well eat it.

Women’s mileage may vary but I’m pretty sure my wife would lick the cheese off her fingers too. Never really paid attention.

[butlerweave]

Doritos Ketchup

[C210N]

This is SOOOO Genderist!

Why is Dorito’s NOT introducing 63 chips??? Very insensitive to other genders.

[aMorePerfectUnion]

If you prefer gendered snack foods, you might be a dufus.

[RedStateRocker]

My wife often complains about the texture of chips, bread and the like. She doesn’t care for anything too crunchy, claiming it hurts her gums. No point in eating something you don’t find pleasant.

[shanover]

Womankind is rapidly de-evolving thanks to the lies and delusion of Feminism.

[jeffc]

According to some of her photos, the author looks like she wants to be a boy....

[ichabod1]

I think I can paraphrase better... women don’t like to lick their fingers generously (sic) or pour the crumbs into their mouths WHEN THEY ARE AROUND OTHER PEOPLE! It’s a critical distinction.

[NativeSon]

https://www.theonion.com/new-partially-digested-doritos-eliminate-tedious-chewin-1819565604

[Malsua]

Why bother with a new chip?

Just leave instructions for women to open the package 24 to 48 hours before consuming. Less time if the humidity is high.
Problem solved.

[Trillian]

If my chips don't have a big crunch, I don't want them. Maybe they can suggest a nice, soft white bread or some applesauce for the losers.

Pepsi CEO: 'My employees were all crying' after Trump won

PepsiCo CEO: My Female Employees Are Asking 'Are We Safe?' After Election

There is a lot out there about her. She does not like Americans and favors firing them to hire H1B Indians.

[Ancient Man]

The new “New Coke.” Another milestone in marketing disasters.

[RandallFlagg]

Tell that to Brundlefly.

[MomwithHope]

Let me guess...they’ll call them Doritas

[real saxophonist]

Women have teeth. Trust me.

[left that other site]

A chip that does NOT crunch is probably STALE....Me, a Woman.