Posted on 01/31/2018 8:17:41 AM PST by sodpoodle
This is not us....is it?
I JUST discovered my age group! I am a Seenager (Senior teenager). I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 55-60 years later.
I don't have to go to school or work.
I get an allowance every month
.
I have my own pad.
I don't have a curfew.
I have a driver's license and my own car.
The people I hang around with are not scared of getting pregnant, they aren't scared of anything, they have been blessed to live this long, why be scared?
And I don't have acne.
p>Life is Good! Also, you will feel much more intelligent after reading this, if you are a Seenager.
Brains of older people are slow because they know so much.
People do not decline mentally with age; it just takes them longer to recall facts because they have more information in their brains.
Scientists believe this also makes you hard of hearing as it puts pressure on your inner ear.
Also, older people often go to another room to get something and when they get there, they stand there wondering what they came for. It is NOT a memory problem; it is nature's way of making older people do more exercise.
SO THERE!!
I have more friends I should send this to, but right now I can't remember their names.
So please forward this to your friends; they may be my friends, too.
I just love me some Maxwell Smart and I must have answers. :)
I will seek and find you.
I shall take you to bed, and have my way with you.
I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan.
I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.
I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I’m finished with you
And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days.
All my love,
The Flu
Now, stop thinking about sex, you are too old, and go get your flu shot!
Hahahahahahahaha. Naughty boy.
“All my love,
The Flu
Now, stop thinking about sex, you are too old, and go get your flu shot!”
1. I CAN’T HELP IT....! NO I’M NOT!
2. Got the flu shot.
Can’t do flu shots and when you get real old all you can do is think about sex, not actually do it.
Boomer Top Ten
The Hollies - The Air that I Wheeze
Vikki Carr - It Must be Phlegm
Donna Summer - I Feel Lump
Frank Ifield - I Remember Who
Johnny Horton - Withering Pines
Linda Ronstadt - Love is a Robe
Mickey & Sylvia - Love is Strained
Christina Aguilera - Our Day, We’ll Gum
Glen Campbell - By the Time I Get to Finish
The Jaynetts- Sally Go Round the Donut Seat
Bob Dylan - Like a Rolling Gall Stone
I’m saving this to send to some Seenager friends of mine!
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