Posted on 01/31/2018 8:17:41 AM PST by sodpoodle
This is not us....is it?
I JUST discovered my age group! I am a Seenager (Senior teenager). I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 55-60 years later.
I don't have to go to school or work.
I get an allowance every month
.
I have my own pad.
I don't have a curfew.
I have a driver's license and my own car.
The people I hang around with are not scared of getting pregnant, they aren't scared of anything, they have been blessed to live this long, why be scared?
And I don't have acne.
p>Life is Good! Also, you will feel much more intelligent after reading this, if you are a Seenager.
Brains of older people are slow because they know so much.
People do not decline mentally with age; it just takes them longer to recall facts because they have more information in their brains.
Scientists believe this also makes you hard of hearing as it puts pressure on your inner ear.
Also, older people often go to another room to get something and when they get there, they stand there wondering what they came for. It is NOT a memory problem; it is nature's way of making older people do more exercise.
SO THERE!!
I have more friends I should send this to, but right now I can't remember their names.
So please forward this to your friends; they may be my friends, too.
Uh, okay? LOL! One of the guys I jam with has a t-shirt that says:
“I’m not like most teenagers. I’m in my 50’s”.
Makes me laugh at least. Not sure if they have one relating to someone in their 70’s though. ;-)
Count me in at 76.
“Count me in at 76.”
Youngster!
And that's a good thing.
:)
I think I just copied to many friends ... maybe one of them will let me know if I did.
Funny when someone says “Grow up will you!?” I just say, “Tried it. Didn’t like it!”
10) He said... I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said...You wear briefs, don't you?
9) She said...What do you mean by coming home half drunk?
He said... It's not my fault...I ran out of money.
8) He said... Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you in the worst way.
She said...Well, you succeeded.
7) He said... 'Two inches more, and I would be king'
She said...'Two inches less, and you'd be queen'
6) On wall in ladies room: "My husband follows me everywhere."
Written just below it: "I do not."
5) He said... "Shall we try a different position tonight?"
She said..."That's a good idea.... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart. "
4) Priest... 'I don't think you will ever find another man like your late husband.'
She said...'Who's gonna look?'
3) He said... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said...Turn sideways and look in the mirror.
2) He said... Let's go out and have some fun tonight.
She said...Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on.
And the number 1 "He said...She said"..
1) He said... Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm?
She said...I would, but you're never there.
Hahaha..I like that one. I’m putting it in my bag of tricks.
I object. This one should have won.
Rigged.
7) The Indians beat the hell out of Columbus for telling that one. I personally think it was a good joke.
Haha. Columbus had the right of it. We should build him a statue.
77 here and I can summon my 13 year old inner jerk anytime I want.
He said: Did I hurt you?
She said: No...why do you ask?
He said: Because you moved.
7) He said... ‘Two inches more, and I would be king’
She said...’Two inches less, and you’d be queen’
He said...” I don’t have much but I’m proud of every foot of it”.
Who is that guy? He looks and talks like Maxwell Smart but it says William Johnston.
Guess that makes me a senileager.
The “and loving it” part is all that counts!
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