Are we Seenagers or Geezers?

email from a friend | 01/31/2018 | unknown

[bagster]

Haha. I know.

I just love me some Maxwell Smart and I must have answers. :)

[sodpoodle]

I will seek and find you.

I shall take you to bed, and have my way with you.

I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan.

I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.

I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I’m finished with you

And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days.

All my love,

The Flu

Now, stop thinking about sex, you are too old, and go get your flu shot!

[bagster]

Hahahahahahahaha. Naughty boy.

[Bonemaker]

“All my love,

The Flu

Now, stop thinking about sex, you are too old, and go get your flu shot!”

1. I CAN’T HELP IT....! NO I’M NOT!

2. Got the flu shot.

[antidemoncrat]

Can’t do flu shots and when you get real old all you can do is think about sex, not actually do it.

[sparklite2]

Boomer Top Ten

The Hollies - The Air that I Wheeze
Vikki Carr - It Must be Phlegm
Donna Summer - I Feel Lump
Frank Ifield - I Remember Who
Johnny Horton - Withering Pines
Linda Ronstadt - Love is a Robe
Mickey & Sylvia - Love is Strained
Christina Aguilera - Our Day, We’ll Gum
Glen Campbell - By the Time I Get to Finish
The Jaynetts- Sally Go Round the Donut Seat

[dfwgator]

Bob Dylan - Like a Rolling Gall Stone

[octex]

I’m saving this to send to some Seenager friends of mine!